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Dan Maes really really really doesn’t want to be Governor

He speaking to a “crowd” of 50 supporters (doesn’t Denver Metro have a population of over a million? That’s a big difference…) told them that the Denver Mayor and City Council focusing on the Environment, carpooling, BUS SERVICE and Bicycling, was a commie plot to bring Denver into the clutches of the United Nations. No, really. It’s Insidious, and Nobody Knows About This Conspiracy, But He’ll Be Proven Right…wing…nut… Here’s my take on it. Maes gets such a low dose of voters’ support in the Gubernatorial, that he puts up a website alleging a United Nations Conspiracy to silence him, and asks for donations from the Wingnut community throughout America.

If he gets 1% of the people of America to send him the bread, tax deductible of course, at an average of $5, that would be a 15 MILLION consolation prize.

Which is more than he’d make as governor, other than some heavy duty bribe action.

So, I think he’s trying to Throw the race. In horse racing they’ll (but there’s a law against it and most important the Mafia gets involved) bet against their own horse, baseball team, basketball team, football team, greyhound etc… and then slip their star player or animal some kind of dope. With the greyhounds they feed the dog BEFORE the race instead of afterward, so the dog doesn’t feel the urge to chase the electric rabbit.

It’s why Pete Rose was banned from baseball.

Mr Maes is more in line with pissing off people who would more likely hit innocent bystanders than whoever they’re aiming at.

That’s only speculation, of course, maybe he’s actually crazy and not wanting to make money off it.

But bicycling as a Gateway To the N.W.O. Hell is kind of harder to explain logically. Maybe he got them drunk before saying it.

I’ve got to get a video done of me doing a dramatic interpretation of this speech the way I personally read it.

I mean, translated into English and written down, Hitler’s Nurnberg Rally speech was kind of …strange…

But thousands of otherwise rational people ate it up with a spoon and proclaimed it Ice Cream.

Maybe if we gave him a bigger audience, and got a few more of his comrades to comment on exactly how that would work, we could keep the Right Wing out of power for a generation. Not having to say a word about it ourselves.

Brother Jonah
Recovering Texan. Christian while and at the same time Anarchist. (like Tolstoy only without the beard, for now) Constantly on the lookout for things which have relevance to things I already know. Autistic. Proud to be Ex- air force. Out of the killing machine for 27 years 4 months and 5 days woohoo! So like where is the link to update my picture?
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