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BP SnotMuffin Hayward to be replaced by American Face.

Not the “First Church of Christ” videographer who does the extremely hilarious, poignant and heavily politicized youtubes. Just a CEO who will patch their “Image” problem by putting up a straw-man who “you’d like to have a beer with” type.
The first thought on MY automatically contrarian synaptic apparatus was “IMAGE” Problem? My God, they’ve poisoned the OCEAN, and they’re worried about Bad Publicity? What the HELL are those freaks thinking?

AP, who reported the Face Change Operation, earlier had expressed the notion that Hayward and by extension the entirely blameless BP corporation had been horribly maligned in the U.S. press because of “unfortunate gaffes” made by Hayward.
The HELL they say. The dude is and always will be the True Nature of Mega-Capital expressed in the single persona of One Truly Arrogant Elitist Prick. The “unintended” slurs he made against the American people are the Corporate Mantra about ALL people who aren’t Them.
To be bluntly honest about how he’s not very separate from the rest of the Parasite Class, there’s a Mayflower-Yankee slur that’s pretty all-inclusive, JNOKD as in “Mustn’t play with the Irish/Italian/Puerto Rican/Black/Generally Lower Class children, they’re Just Not OUR Kind, Dear”.

Snobbery is as important an element in the “upper” class level of Capitalism as actually having large amounts of mostly stolen money.

The Local Corporate Sucks who look down at “the Homeless” PEOPLE should realize that their “betters” in the Capitalist Caste System look down their long noses at them and place them so far below their own Exalted Social Elite Stratosphere that the difference would be like that between an ant and a termite.

Would this blatantly condescending publicity gesture wake them the Hell up?

Not bloody likely.
I can’t empirically state, as a certainty, a scientifically proven fact, that it would make any difference if the Elitists actually WERE better than anybody else. One of those things that would be impossible to determine, since their Elite status is purely in their own minds, and worse yet in the minds of their sycophantic Capitalist followers, worshipers, disciples and wannabees.

Brother Jonah
Recovering Texan. Christian while and at the same time Anarchist. (like Tolstoy only without the beard, for now) Constantly on the lookout for things which have relevance to things I already know. Autistic. Proud to be Ex- air force. Out of the killing machine for 27 years 4 months and 5 days woohoo! So like where is the link to update my picture?
http://brotherjonah.biz

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