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A gratuitous snarky product review.

Google, who invade every part of your computers and shopping and personal behavior and then sell it to whichever government or other corporation who has the bread to buy it, has a new version of Geany or Siri which controls Every FUCKING Bit Of Your Life if you buy it. It also costs you a hundred bux real yankee money. Say what? You don’t have any profit of your own for giving the data somebody sinister, anonymous far more efficiently than the Anonymous movement.. is PAYING Google for YOUR data which YOU not only provided for free but actually PAID Google for the privilege of Making More Money For Google?
If you’re especially wealthy and pay even more for Google to NOT sell your data to anybody except for some government or other corporation who can over-ride the agreement (hereafter referred to as “blackmail”) to just anybody Google decides is worthy of YOUR private information.
Sideways talking Yoda-wise am I, but surprised seriously sold life of yours has been by Google?

Further, and this is creepy beyond belief, unless you’re granted the gift to figure this or believe somebody you may or not trust. But if you try to contact Google Help you get shunted to a forum of peers, and the ones who are supposedly expert in diagnosing problems with YouTube or Facebook etc…
admittedly (by the same experts) are volunteers. So, in real English, that means Google, arguably the richest corporation In The World, doesn’t actually PAY their workers. Between that and selling the personal data of everybody who uses any of their services, especially the ones for “free” that would explain why they’re so rich. I mean, sell data they didn’t generate or buy from anybody, and have millions (Maybe) of the software version of Unpaid Slaves doing all the maintenance … a Virtual Reality Sweatshop…

Then, there’s (you can find this on a Google Forums thread called “Fuck Google”, go ahead… google it)
a small group of people who write english with a slighly Indus Valley flavor, and only one name apiece, and can all be contacted 24 hours a day. Seriously. That’s the claim they make. I guess their brief moments not chained to their computers would be spent in meditation on the Great and Wonderful Google ohmm ohmmm ohhmmmmm…

On the other hand they’re actually computer generated personalities. Which is the probable next name for Artificial Intelligence.
If you don’t sign out entirely from say, youtube, which is no longer automatic, they took away the button that says “Sign Out” so what you do is go to your browser preferences and erase History and Cookies and be thorough about it… Because you don’t actually know which google properties don’t have the word “google” in the names… If you don’t do that you’re giving them your information Even If You Never Use Google Again…

Meanwhile, the device that’s uploading all this neat-o shit that they value enough to harvest and get all pissy about you NOT giving your data to them for free or more like YOU PAY THEM TO TAKE YOUR DATA.. Even if you don’t buy their crappy and creepy Hundred Dollar Personal Assistant Device, you bought your computer, internet connection and electricity, didn’t you? If you have a Microsoft or Apple or Android device, you paid for the Operating System and they have restrictions on how you use the software you bought.

They’re considered to be the AntiChrist which isn’t actually called AntiChrist in the book of The Revelation to Saint John the Divine.

Brother Jonah
Recovering Texan. Christian while and at the same time Anarchist. (like Tolstoy only without the beard, for now) Constantly on the lookout for things which have relevance to things I already know. Autistic. Proud to be Ex- air force. Out of the killing machine for 27 years 4 months and 5 days woohoo! So like where is the link to update my picture?
http://brotherjonah.biz

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