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Donald Trump to pick turnkey running mate after the election: Dick Cheney

It's becoming obvious that Donald Trump is nothing but a spoiler, saying whatever pollsters can contrive as beyond the pale for any reasonable voter. Trump is a shoein for the populist vote yet he persists in alienating everybody. Even an idiot can pass for a candidate if he keeps his mouth shut. Trump is not even fool enough to be an idiot. No, he's playing a carefully unscripted role as foil to Despicable Hillary. If in the unlikely event of the Democratic ship tanking beyond salvage, what will Trump do as president, a day job with a surfeit of non-bimbo obligations and a White House to which he can't affix his logo? He's going to delegate of course, and Trump's no dummy so he'll hire a vice president with a track record of success beyond all others. Dick Cheney performed for Dubya Bush and can do the same for Donald.

What would Bush war cabal have to say to America’s insurance cronies?

Why would Dick Cheney, George W. Bush and General Stanley McChrystal be addressing US insurance execs? McChrystal of all people, specifically. How to make war on poor people, even in America? My best guess would be motivational speeches about how to stay out of jail, no matter what the enormity of the crime. Cheney speaks today at the Broadmoor. Come tell the assemblage (7:30-8:30AM) that you don't approve they choice of mentor.

War Criminals Bush and Cheney coming to the Broadmoor, Oct 4-5, bring shoes!

Should-be jailbirds Darth Cheney and Dubya Bush are coming to Colorado Springs! Monday Oct. 4 and Tuesday Oct. 5 respectively. Each will be the day's 8:30 AM keynote speaker at the Annual Insurance Leadership Forum held in the Broadmoor Rocky Mountain Ballroom. Coloradans For Peace will host a standing room only reception outside, starting both days at 7:30 AM. If you can't muster tar and feathers, bring shoes! 20103

Is Barack Obama Sarah Palin in lipstick?

It's tempting to brush off the ol' BIGOTRY IN LIPSTICK sign for Sarah Palin's whistle stop in Colorado Springs tonight. Palin and her fans make for easy laughs, but with President Obama unmasked this week as Cheney's new War Czar, who is Sarah "Plain and Small" but the 2012 GOP straw man to ensure Obama's reelection? I have no interest in joining the Democrats in play-crying Wolf over Scary Palin. 12409

Problem solving by U.S. assassination

Word is out, confirming Seymore Hersh's alarming report of last year, about the Cheney/Bush special forces tasked with assassinating terrorism suspects. Where others do it, such paramilitary raids are called "death squads." While their existence is being admitted, Congress is upset they weren't told sooner about the extra-judicial homicide plans. But didn't President Bush put us all on notice in his 2006 State of the Union Address? What did you think he was snickering about when he said:   "All told, more than 3,000 suspected terrorists have been arrested in many countries. And many others have met a different fate. Let's put it this way: They are no longer a problem to the United States and our friends and allies." 8221

Obama hugs Dick Cheney and says torture works!

Obama doesn't want to prosecute criminal torturers and rallies CIA dogs at rally! Obama says torture works and says Banned Techniques Yielded ‘High Value Information’ Barack Obama hugs Dick Cheney, and says, 'You did well! We just need to step back some for a while and change (HINT, HINT... code word for do nothing). You understand, don't you?' 7518

Dick and Georgia

"Here, take $1,000,000,000, Georgia Honey. Them American taxpayers don't need it. Get yourself rebuilt the way I like it, Doll."   Yes, Dick is on vacation once again! All the harlots are at his feet and want some finger licking good dollars! ...Dick looking good dollars! 4625

Ten ways Dick Cheney can kill you

Headbutt, raining blows down upon you, the grip of death, shooting, choking, stabbing, karate, impalement, telekinesis, and with his bare hands.

Are we, are we, are we there yet, Dad?

'What a vacation! Yeah, a vacation from reality, Kids! We could take it because we took out those loans though. We'll pay back the national debt some day, but today let's just enjoy the road trip, OK? Hey, look out the window! HEY! I thought I saw an al-Qaeda's member flying by!' 3052

US surge and urge to purge has stalled

The Mehdi Army militia of populist Iraqi Shia cleric Moqtada al-Sadr has stropped the US push to war with Iran flat in its tracks, much as Hezbollah was able to stop and throw back Israel's invasion of Lebanon back in 2006. What Israel and the US both lack in the Muslim World, is any popular Arab support what-so-ever for their policies in the region, all due to their repression and totalitarianism inside Arab and other Muslim countries. The Arab people want none of it and have made that clear to all for decades now. 2989

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