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Youth revisited

(Author's note: this entry has been revised due to the offense taken at its initial publication. It was not intended to make fun of anyone in particular. This article is about the strange cultural pressure for women to look unnaturally young. Woman have always sought to look youthful, but modern medicine now allows them to try for bloomin' youth, except of course around the edges. We need to dissuade women from this folly because plastic surgery has yet to sculpt a feature that can age with you.)   Nicole Richie. What is she selling with this dress? I'm asking because I just attended a society function and this look was everywhere. I don't mean the unwrap- me-my-body-is-a-gift-to-you look. More the faded- beauty-but-I-feel-fresh-as-a-pop-tart- popped-tart look. What is that?   I can imagine these women think that they have to compete with teen porn on the internet. So how're they doing? 648

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