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IDF’s Anarchist Bible, Old Testament: sulfur as a weapon, mind you it stinks

FOR HOW-TO FANS: Israel's IDF says sulfur can be poured unto its soldiers to immobilize them, even used "to light them up like human torches" supposedly. Uh, sounds promising. References please? The Old Testament of course! Literally the proverbial fire and brimstone, I kid you not. The IDF is publicizing the biblical war making technology because it is accusing the Gaza Flotilla II activists of harboring this plan. The drawback, Israel disingenuously omits --because hey, who needs to explain the obvious-- a would-be victim can smell this attack coming. The smell of sulfur is inescapable, you wouldn't even have time to blame it on the police search dogs.

Mene, Mene, Tekel, Upharsin Mr. Bush

COLORADO SPRINGS- While a motorcade delivered President Bush to the Broadmoor Hotel, we were at the AFA airing our fresh age-old message. It's the proverbial proverbial Writing on the Wall. If you think Aramaic will be indecipherable to freeway drivers, "Mene, Mene, Tekel, Upharsin" was Greek to the original king for whom the fortune foretold his reign would be "numbered, weighed and divided." 3403