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Obesity is office equilibrium state

TRUTH IN ADVERTISING- Jimmy Dean urges its office Solar System to Fight the Morning Fade with fatty pork product. No sign of Pluto, only rotund planetary bodies floating high on chemical flatulence. The spheres are not size-proportional, but their shapes correspond exactly to bodies stuffed with an everyday Breakfast Sandwich. Truth in Advertising? Jimmy Dean isn't targeting breakfast, their Morning Fade is the Snickers pitch, marketing a non-nutritional fix for the predictable post crap-breakfast crash.

Virus H1N1 Pig Pork Ham Hog Swine Flu

MSNBC- Apparently "some importers don't understand ... you can't catch Swine Flu from eating pork." The perky MSNBC duo ridiculed China for banning pork from the US and Canada, but their guest expert interjected another priority: the correct term was "H1N1 virus," not Swine Flu. Everyone agreed the distinction could quell international hysteria against the falsely accused. 7629

A flu by any other name would smell as

Hearing policy makers scramble to buffer the US pork industry, such as Smithfield Foods et al, from being unfairly tainted by the name "Swine Flu" (because of course you don't catch Swine Flu from eating their hogs) reminded me of the Killer Coke appellation. Just because it doesn't kill YOU, is that a reason to let a homicidal operation off the hook? 7588

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