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Twin Towers “christian mecca” according to Idolatrous TeaTards

I'd been hearing that for the past (few) years from preachers, one of my pastors, gone almost thirty years now called them "Hellevangelists" but they've been saying that the Twin Towers were attacked because they were a religious symbol of Christian America. False. They were a trade exposition, a massive mall where you could stop at the International equivalent of Yankee Candle and buy an entire nations economic output, then stroll over to Starbucks and buy Ethiopian Coffee... ALL of it. The "Moneychangers in the Temple" story leaps to mind. Only instead of the Temple being turned into a marketplace and den of thieves, the Den of Thieves has been posthumously turned into The Temple. But what are they worshiping in the Temple of Money? Newt Gingrich made minor headlines declaring that the Towers were America's Christian Mecca. His preachers convinced him, I guess. I guess he'll also be happy to know that they've been given the Divine Anointing of Prophecy to say where the Million Pounds Of Iraqi Nerve Gas are Hidden and of course where and how to find Osama bin Hidin' They don't, however, play up their differences in where exactly those locations are. One faction says that the WMDs are in Syria. Another holds that they're hidden in a secret vault built under the middle of the Euphrates River, and yet another that they're in a similar secret vault under the Tigris. Sarah Palin said she had been given a divine word as to where they, and Osama, are hidden, but she'd only reveal it IF the McCain Failin' ticket won the election. Yet, saying she knows the secrets to win the war but will only reveal them if SHE is in power, that's supposed to be "patriotism". And then says she never claimed to be anointed by God to lead us. Newt Gingrich is so confused that he probably believes each version of those stories, but not the versions that say bin Laden hasn't been seen in 8 years, the U.S. Government used somebody else's picture and claimed it was a computer generated Age Progression and the "Terrorist Training Camps" they STILL show in their Hate-speech Videos (like the "Obsession" video they mailed out in a FAILED attempt to keep their Hate-speech Geezer/Bimbo ticket from taking such a Texas-sized Ass Whuppin') you know the ones, showing armed "Ay-rabs" running obstacle courses, doing monkey-bar exercises, firing machine guns at a well-established-and-suspiciously-American-looking-firing-range? Yeah. The U.S. and British and French and NATO armies have been crawling over Afghanistan like an infestation of roaches and termites for EIGHT YEARS and haven't come up with a location of those camps. But Newt will believe the pictures of the Armed Ay-rabs doing exercises in permanently placed gymnastics equipment and firing ranges even though they've never been seen outside of the "al Qa'eda" training and recruitment films. How much would you like to bet that those videos were taken at the SOA on Ft Benning, Georgia, of Taliban and other Muhajideen troops being trained for battle against the

How Beastly-Animals in Revolt…

Also titled "Unbearable" and "revolting animals". The story, COLUMBIA STATION, Ohio – A bear attacked and killed its caretaker at the home of a man who kept a menagerie of dangerous, exotic beasts and ran afoul of animal regulators a few years ago by staging wrestling matches between bears and humans. How wonderful. By the way, they offed the bear too. Like Momma Bear in Yellowstone. Forget Teddy Ruxpin and Paddington and Winnie the Pooh. Those are toys and works of pure anthropomorphic fiction. Bears are NOT humans and don't even think the way humans do, otherwise they'd take the guns from the first three or four humans and the rest would be horrendous. The bear in the attack southwest of Cleveland was not one that owner Sam Mazzola had used for wrestling, officials said. His license to show animals had been revoked, but he still kept dozens of bears, wolves, tigers, lions and perhaps coyotes. The state said Mazzola had no violations for owning animals under Ohio regulations. The bear was out of its cage for its feeding Thursday evening by 24-year-old Brent Kandra, "which was normal for this particular bear because the caretaker and the owner had been around it so much," Lorain County Sheriff's Capt. James Drozdowski said. Mazzola used a fire extinguisher to force the bear back into its cage. "We don't know whether something startled the bear or what prompted the bear to get aggressive with the caretaker," Drozdowski said. Kandra, of Elyria, died Friday morning at MetroHealth Medical Center, the coroner's office in Cleveland said. The coroner said the tentative cause of death was "sharp and blunt injuries to the body consistent with a bear attack." Ahem... "we don't know what provoked the bear to attack". Oh, yes you do, piggo. Stop LYING for once in your misbegotten life. Bears are meant to be wandering around the woods eating, sleeping and yes, shitting. They play when they want, sleep when they want, eat when they can. They don't take to captivity, any more than people do. They are very intelligent, very strong and armed with tooth, claw and a skeletomuscular structure that can flip cars over just for shits and giggles. They are not toys, not pets and not supposed to be doing stupid shit like wrestling with humans for the amusement of demented rednecks. On a schedule. A human timetable schedule is as alien to just any animal as flapping our arms and flying to the moon would be to us. You want a pet get a dog. Or a cat, and be prepared to spend the rest of that animals life taking care of it. I mean, come the Hell on. You teach a bear to wrestle, how do you do that? Rewards when he's a good slave-inmate and does what the boss man tells him, punishment... now, what kind of punishment would be used on a BEAR? What the fuck gives any human a right to Punish a Wild Animal? This kind of treatment doesn't work on penitentiary inmates either. Deprive a free soul

Balloon boy, Osama Hunter, now… Crocodile Sitting…

From the "boy trapped in runaway balloon" but actually with full knowledge of his parents hiding in the garage, to Faulkner taking his Gweat Big Scawy Wifle to Pakistan 'cause on account of he was gonna shoot him a Rag-Head, wouldn't matter which one because even the U.S. Government doesn't have a real picture of him, he wuz jes' gonna pop a cap in some Sand-nigger... and now, Man bitten while attempting to sit on a crocodile... Some people will do anything to try to force their 15 minutes. According to the story, the 36 year old Australian man was ejected from a pub for "being too drunk" SAYYYYY WHUT? Somebody tossed from an AUSSIE bar for being drunk? It's a sure sign of the Impending Apocalypse. He then scaled the fence around the Crocodile Park in Perth, because he wanted to "give Fatso a pat". Sat on Fatso's back, Fatso objected and bit him on the leg. Then for some reason let the guy go.

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