Dear Sir or Madame… I found your flag

Maybe you recognize it. You had it rubber banded to your car antenna so you could use it to condemn and sneer at those of us who don’t share your Bloodlust, Warmongering and Blind Loyalty to the Lying Thieves who told you to display it.

The image size has been scaled down to about 9% of the actual size. The quality is almost microscopic, all you have to do is save the file and open it in photoshop or whatever program you use.

If I set the parameters of my scanner higher it would be Microscope quality, you’d be able to see the bloodstains from all the soldiers, Ours and Theirs, and all the Civilians you helped to Murder by your blind obedience that you think is “Patriotic”.

The flag pole fell apart after it got run over a few times, the rubber band fell up when I pulled it out of the gutter. The grey color on it isn’t something I added, in fact I lightened the image. The grey is from the tires of other Lazy Pathetic Cowards and their gas guzzlers, the ones they’re sending 30,000 more American soldiers overseas to kill and die, so they can fill their gas tanks a little bit more “cheaply”.

You probably thought, as you watched the wind whip it off your antenna, “Oh, well, too bad so sad, I’ll just go to Wal-Mart and buy a 10 pack of them for a Dollar, gee it’s wonderful that Patriotism can be bought so cheaply”.
You’re probably one of those Tea-Party buffoons who scream in OUTRAGE!, on cue, whenever Bill O’Reilly or Glenn Beck or Rush Limbaugh or any of the other Draft Dodging Chickenhawks order you to be OUTRAGED if some Peace Activist burns one on the street corner.

You, sir or madame, are a Coward, a Traitor, a Murderer, a Thief an Apostate Blasphemer and above all a LIAR when you say you’re a Hero or a Patriot or not a Murderer or Not a Thief, or say that you support such heinous actions out of a Love for God. You should be ASHAMED, sir or madame, but instead you feel Arrogant Pride that you’ll fly a flag that cost you ten cents, isn’t made to be flown in such a manner, is ILLEGALLY flown from the antenna of a moving vehicle…
(check the Flag Code if you disagree…)

You’re probably listening to a “9/11 CD of Patriotic Music” with bullshit like “Ah’m Proud to be a Warmonger, where at least I know all I have to do to be accepted as a Good Patriot is follow orders and fly my ten-cent flag”.

You’re probably wearing a tee-shirt with a picture of an angry Eagle and “Remember 9/11” or “Let’s Roll!” or “W-04” or “Draft Cheney for President” or some similar Retarded Bullshit to try to look less like a coward puke and more like a Macho Badass.

You’re probably screaming with rage at your monitor as you read this.

Too literally God-Damned bad. You ain’t getting your flag back, punk.