Failin’ Palin blames everybody else for her defeat

Oh, if only McCain hadn’t tried to put lipstick on her pig! If they hadn’t tried to teach her the actual duties of the job she was trying to get, and had just let her go on and on and on and on with her racist, homophobic, xenophobic, and just plain old Whackadoodledoo comments…

Because America LOVES her Renegade Rogue spirit, the REAL America, not all those dark skinned ones and the gays and all those ones with funny last names (like Palin) because they’re all Illegal Aliens and Secret Muslim Infiltrators and stuff like that…

I have to say it, the woman is just stone Goofy. She must have been sniffing the fumes around the oil wells way too much, or eating the poisoned (by her oil company comrades) North Pacific and Arctic Ocean wild game too long. Maybe her outlaw in-laws slipped some Meth and acid in her vodka one night and she never recovered.

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Brother Jonah

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Recovering Texan. Christian while and at the same time Anarchist. (like Tolstoy only without the beard, for now) Constantly on the lookout for things which have relevance to things I already know. Autistic. Proud to be Ex- air force. Out of the killing machine for 27 years 4 months and 5 days woohoo!
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8 Responses to Failin’ Palin blames everybody else for her defeat

  1. Avatar Paul Patrick Dale says:

    Does this site ever have an article focused on the positive aspect of something/anything?
    I visit every day hoping to see you, Eric or Marie praising an accomplishment or an act thereby illuminating progress and hope. An editorial balance between the two might invite more readers and make the time spent visiting more uplifting and encouraging.

  2. Avatar pcm says:

    While I agree with your perspective on the negative aspect of most of the articles, every once in a while I’ve seen them give a shout out to someone or something positive. I would like to see more of it, but it is hard when everything seems to be going in a downward spiral.

  3. Avatar Brother Jonah says:

    It balances out the extremely negative “Obama is Antichrist” crap the Palin crowd is spewing. And one of her disciples Schultheiss calling the Minutemen to “let’s roll!” the other day. And people like Bruce and Paige and their puppet city government running the town and, with their allies like Palin nationwide, running our nation and our world into the ground.

    Here’s a Positive, approximately 70 million Americans voted to change the destructive path the Right Wing has pushed America along nearly uninterrupted for Decades. That’s good, and it’s positive. That’s 70 Million rejecting the hatred and death-mongering and greed of The Old Status Quo.

    We might not make it. But we’re going to try. Meanwhile Silly Sarah and her accomplices want to place the blame for all that’s gone wrong while LIBERALS WERE NOT IN POWER on Liberals. That demands an answer. Some might say that answering them is not “positive” well, what is? Acceding to their crap, bowing before them? 70 million of us aren’t bowed down to the Evil Empire Palin and Bruce and their clique represent. That, too, is positive.

  4. Eric Eric says:

    Don’t let this get to you Jonah, readers have plenty of places they can find uplifting stories like dog saves baby from clothes dryer or LOL cats. Paul certainly overlooked my good news about the Israeli propaganda crash and burn, the Colorado Springs urban camping boom, Balloon boy’s silver lining, or MIAs no long M, to cite just the last few days. It’s all a matter of perspective.

  5. Avatar Brother Jonah says:

    Yeah, I know. I’m glad he jumped on that bait though, gives me a chance to show off. There’s a neat quote I got from a freak comix book back in the 70s “Harold Hedd in “Wings over Oaxaca” “. He piloted a Lancaster bomber laden with Oaxacan weed from southern Mexico all the way to an airstrip outside Vancouver, among other adventures along the way almost colliding with an airliner and getting shot up by a couple of USAF jets. Lightens the load by dumping some of it over his old neighborhood in Vancouver.
    He’s making what should have been a 3 point landing on 1 and a half points because his landing gear was shot to hell and beyond. Clips a tree on the way in, snaps off one wing, skids to a stop and … stops.

    His quote “We’ve stopped moving… and I’m still alive… Far Out!”

    Meaning, they ain’t got us yet. Doesn’t say they won’t get me tomorrow.

    Tomorrow always comes. I might not be here to greet it, but it’ll come.

    Miss Sarah is actually thinking of running in 2012. Her supporters say we’re in the Tribulations already, so there won’t be a 2012 or… they’ll be Raptured out before then. Their weirdness takes on whole new depths with each fold you peek under.

  6. Avatar Brother Jonah says:

    Oh, and I get a lot of reading time on transcripts of what The Other Spokes of the Wheel are saying on their radio shows. Talk about “negativity”.
    I don’t ever voluntarily listen to them, although sometimes it’s forced on me. A loving and Wise God in His infinite mercy somehow forgot to give me ear-lids.

    Mostly a bunch of pissing and moaning about us Hippies refusing to acknowledge their “superiority” and our Negative attitude toward that.

  7. Avatar pcm says:

    Eric, don’t touch my LOLCATS, man. That’s sacred ground. It has much to offer in a world of hate and greed. The site offers love and laughter. It ranks up there with Jon Stewart.

  8. Eric Eric says:

    They’re comedy geniuses, right?! I’m a vicarious fan. Besides icanhascheezburger, they also lighten our load with failblog, ihasahotdog, engrishfunny, totallylookslike, roflrazzi, punditkitchen, graphjam, onceuponawin and their latest autocompleteme!

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