Faux Smokey Bear PSA commercials…

Conan O’Brien has been running them. Yesterday, “Ah’m gonna behead you with this shovel and piss on your corpse”

Tonight: couple leaving camp without extinguishing the fire completely, hubby says “it’s almost out”… Faux Smokey appears and says “ALMOST out? Buddy Ah ain’t yer wife. I’m gonna rip your heart out and eat it in front of you. I’ll rip out all your hearts, you fire-startin’ bastards!”

they probably have them on youtube already, definitely on MSNBC.

Brother Jonah

About Brother Jonah

Recovering Texan. Christian while and at the same time Anarchist. (like Tolstoy only without the beard, for now) Constantly on the lookout for things which have relevance to things I already know. Autistic. Proud to be Ex- air force. Out of the killing machine for 27 years 4 months and 5 days woohoo!
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1 Response to Faux Smokey Bear PSA commercials…

  1. “Ah’ll bury yew alive if you start a fire… Ah’m a MURDERER!”

    They got it on the Conan website, but you have to watch commercials to get the good stuff.

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