From the “boy trapped in runaway balloon” but actually with full knowledge of his parents hiding in the garage, to Faulkner taking his Gweat Big Scawy Wifle to Pakistan ’cause on account of he was gonna shoot him a Rag-Head, wouldn’t matter which one because even the U.S. Government doesn’t have a real picture of him, he wuz jes’ gonna pop a cap in some Sand-nigger…
and now, Man bitten while attempting to sit on a crocodile…
Some people will do anything to try to force their 15 minutes.
According to the story, the 36 year old Australian man was ejected from a pub for “being too drunk”
SAYYYYY WHUT? Somebody tossed from an AUSSIE bar for being drunk? It’s a sure sign of the Impending Apocalypse.
He then scaled the fence around the Crocodile Park in Perth, because he wanted to “give Fatso a pat”. Sat on Fatso’s back, Fatso objected and bit him on the leg. Then for some reason let the guy go.
