Just a thought from the headline. You know how some people can get together and recite all the lines from say “Let’s Make a Dope Deal” or sing Black Lassie complete with the lead in of “thish is Horrendo Revolver doing an esposhe of the mushic indushtry’… word for word even though it never got on the radio here in the states (I was lucky, I lived in El Paso, which was right across a nasty little creek from Downtown Ciudad Juarez, Chihuahua Mexico and their most excellent rock station XROK 80, and Mexico didn’t have the same censorship rules the yanquis do). And even though their dad had smashed their Big Bambu and The Wedding Album records after about the third time in less than an hour of hearing “Acting like a queeeeeeeerrrr!” (Actually “Earache, my eye”)(I think). So much for the legendary effect of Da Wicked Weed that you have short term loss of long term memory or is it long term loss of short term memory? I forget… anyway, that doesn’t matter.
When I was stationed at Sheppard AFB (Wichita Falls) Texas in 79, one of the on-base movie theaters actually played “Up In Smoke”…. and had the SPs with these really ugly German Shepherds standing around inside and outside the theater. Which could be gotten round, if you know how to do Robo. Doing robo gets you way higher than weed ever would, and when you’re in the service nobody would be able to tell the difference. But I skipped the experience. I’m allergic to German Shepherd Bites. My doctor once warned me that a German Shepherd Bite could make me break out in bleeding and pain, mixed with a little bit of naked fear at the thought of being partially eaten, still alive, by a canine approximately the size shape and temperament of a Timber Wolf.
Ordinary, non-brainwashed German Shepherds don’t have the same effect. Good dog. Nice puppy.
Anyway, back to the meat of the issue… Cheech and Chong are expected to sell out in less than a couple of weeks. That’s impressive. The Pikes Peak Center, just how often DID they ever sell out? Especially three months before the event.
Some people tell me, they say “Cheech and Chong are idiots” and I say “I know you are but what am I? Nanny, nanny Boo Boo, stick your head in doo-doo!” That works for PeeWee Herman non-fans too.
Open the door…this is Dave!
Dave’s not here man!
Hehehehehe…….:D
What an all around incredibly written piece!