If Jesus came to Colo. Springs today…

Riding on a borrowed burro…

  • The cops would stop and frisk Him before he got past City Limits.
    Dobson would raise questions about a group of Homeless Men who travel from town to town making a money off charitable donations.
    Springs Rescue and Marian House would tell Him to shave, cut His hair and get a Job.
    Bishop Sheridan would call Him a pseudo-Christian liberation Theologist.
    Sarah Palin would fly in and charge people $50 apiece to hear her denounce Him as “palling around with Terrorists”.
    The crowds wouldn’t lay down palm branches, but they would throw wood AT Him… and rocks, bottles, garbage, bullets…
    People would offer to help Him edit His speeches, lose the part about Blessed are the peacemakers, blessed are the poor, don’t take any thought for the morrow, because, you know, “free” market Capitalism needs Envy and greed in order to thrive.

    The Local Non-Profits would tell (not ask) Him to either ditch te parable of Lazarus and the Rich Man
    Or change it round to where the Rich Man was burning in Hell not because he didn’t help (remember, this is a Jewish thing) his BROTHER out with health care for his sores, or a good meal from time to time.
    But because he didn’t lock his dumpster and force Lazarus into a “program” where he would be taught that his illnesses and his homelessness and his poverty were his own fault.
    When He walks into into the Moneychangers Temple at City Hall with a whip He’ll be thrown into Gitmo, charged with being a Middle Eastern Religious Fanatic and Terrorist and waterboarded…
    Forced to confess and then Crucified.
    The local Church leaders will denounce Him as a terrorist and denounce those who object to it as being “Bleeding Heart Liberals and Soft on Crime.”
    (they already do that last part)

  • Oh, and the Back the Badge movement will praise the pigs who drove the nails in His palms, and if anybody tries to launch an official investigation the Cops will all testify that He was pointing a gun at them.

    The coroner will say He committed suicide in His cell.
    Internal Affairs will determine that they did nothing wrong.

    The local District Attorney will dismiss all charges against them.

    Brother Jonah

    About Brother Jonah

    Recovering Texan. Christian while and at the same time Anarchist. (like Tolstoy only without the beard, for now) Constantly on the lookout for things which have relevance to things I already know. Autistic. Proud to be Ex- air force. Out of the killing machine for 27 years 4 months and 5 days woohoo!
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    6 Responses to If Jesus came to Colo. Springs today…

    1. Avatar Janis Heuberger says:

      Brother Jonah = Rick Wehner = Fortworthrick

      Tell me it’s not so!

      Peace & Love
      Janis

    2. Avatar Brother Jonah says:

      Like, HUH?

      I mean, I know the Ft Worth part. The rest of it flew past me like a flock of frightened moonbats.

    3. Avatar smokesignals says:

      Janice spends her free time trying to figure out who is who in the activist community. Not sure why, but my only guess is that she is planning some sort of personal retribution. Why does she care so much otherwise? I’ve read her posts in the Gazette columns, as well, where she trys to pin down the real person behind the posts. It’s a little disturbing.

    4. Avatar Ed Billings says:

      Janice is trying to convince us of what a do gooder she is, when no one believes her bullshit. She likes those who smile while wearing a suit & tie in front of politicians and yuppies & says they know the answers to the homeless situation. If she was such a do gooder like she says she is then she would leave the rest of us alone. She came to the rally to disrupt it and all se has proven is that she is some crazy lady with milions of dollars who will insist that fountain creek is polluted because of the homeless, but won’t say a word about raw sewage that was dumped in that same creek before homeless camping became an issue. She thinks we paid the homeless to come to that rally, and she’s pissed off that someone will actually stand up to the suits and tell them thay they are wrong.

    5. Avatar Janis Heuberger says:

      Next Homeless Camping Meeting Feb. 24th 518 N. Nevada at 12:00 noon.

    6. Avatar Brother Jonah says:

      Hey, how come I never got paid to go to a rally?
      (I don’t know the html code to insert a smily in the comments)

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