Dance first, THEN piss…(mustn’t get our shoes all wet and stinky)
He hasn’t, alas, made the journey yet. He is however having more surgeries, mostly because he’s stupid and arrogant and won’t follow medical advice. Like not getting drunk while using his pacemaker.
It’s worth notice that he received care unavailable to any other American who, unlike him, hasn’t got a trillion dollars in stolen money stashed in his corporate coffers. Americans of his age and outrageously stupid health-maintenance habits. His money only borrowed extra time to add up more points against his Immortal Soul taking the old “up” elevator. People who have to depend on either Corporate Health “care” or Medicare/Medicaid/CHAMPVA/TriCare would be refused such treatment if they behave as stupidly as he does.
Or, and much more importantly, if they just don’t happen to be in a position of political power or extreme (stolen) wealth, thus the Corporate Medical Establishment doesn’t consider their lives to be worth saving. Something Mr Cheney “heart”ily endorses.
His lawyer-friend, the one from that infamous incident where they were both so drunk that Cheney couldn’t tell the difference between a 200 pound Corrupt Texas Lawyer and a 2 pound bird… (Cheney says “Duck!” and his accomplice jumps up and says “Where?”) might take the ferry-ride across Styx on the same trip. One can only hope, mostly because it would be amusing to think of Cheney trying to get his lawyer to plea-bargain for him.
My hope, in the off chance that there is no Hell awaiting him, is that he takes a few days to die. And in as much pain as any of the Torture Victims whose “enhanced interrogation” sessions he and Bush watched as porn.