More people who Don’t actually speak English

Jeep. Their newest SUV, designed to guzzle gasoline thus driving up the demand for more Americans being sent to Kill People in other lands so the Oil companies, who are business partners with the makers of Jeep… can have lots of oil money, tax free of course, and of course the CEOs of these corporations can have the videos of children and other people being killed and tortured so they can masturbate. That’s just a bonus for them.
Jeep “patriot”. Even my sister the Fascist Air Force Sergeant sees these things for what they are. I can’t possibly match her verb-noun-adjective-conjunction for verb-noun-adjective-conjunction to describe these things and the creepazoid chickenhawks who drive them.

Gas guzzling vehicles are neither Patriotic nor Conservative. The people who drive them should either find a way to gain actual social status or abandon the idea of actually having any.

Nothing says “I have no valid social status” like spending a bunch of money for a worthless piece of shit that’s marketed as a Status Symbol. I’ll sell you a button or a tee-shirt that says “I’m stupid and have no social status” for 5 bucks and you’ll save $49,995 right off the bat, and it wouldn’t say anything more or less than what the more expensive “I’m Stupid” sign-on-wheels says. Plus it’s a lot more difficult to kill somebody with a tee-shirt than with a Large Rolling Object.

That can be demonstrated statistically. If you’re really dumb enough to need statistics to prove it, I’ll work them up and only charge you $100 an hour with a 2 hour minimum.

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Brother Jonah

About Brother Jonah

Recovering Texan. Christian while and at the same time Anarchist. (like Tolstoy only without the beard, for now) Constantly on the lookout for things which have relevance to things I already know. Autistic. Proud to be Ex- air force. Out of the killing machine for 27 years 4 months and 5 days woohoo!
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