Things to learn at a supermarket

Some of the Gossip Magazine people who spent the past 5 months stalking Tiger Wood and his family are now aghast that two of the Ex-Mistresses are signed to a reality show. The Clowns are now demanding that the circus be shut down.
Elizabeth Edawards given six months to live. By the non-medical staff at National Enquirer. Which is a good prognosis, know why? They’ve been giving Elizabeth Taylor THREE months to live since Reagan was Dictator. At that rate, Liz Edwards might just be the worlds first immortal.
AAAAAANNNNDDD.. A national brand of Soda Pop, has right on the label of their can of vile venomous brew “Antioxidant”. This would be like putting vitamin supplements in a Big Mac myocardial-infarction-on-a-sesame-seed-bun and calling it health food. Organic Lard perhaps.

No, really, hardened arteries are GOOD for you.

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Brother Jonah

About Brother Jonah

Recovering Texan. Christian while and at the same time Anarchist. (like Tolstoy only without the beard, for now) Constantly on the lookout for things which have relevance to things I already know. Autistic. Proud to be Ex- air force. Out of the killing machine for 27 years 4 months and 5 days woohoo!

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