- 401k, the Republican Privatized answer to Social Security. Tanking. You won’t get enough out of your 401k and soon-to-be-privatized Social Security to pay either mortgage or rent, so suck it up.
- (Our CEO is doin’ jes fine, He has a Golden Parachute, you don’t, sucks to be you, now get back to work)
- Adopt a more conformist look at work, the more ‘standard” (white 1950s) your appearance , the better,
- If you’re white, clean shaven and wear a tie they’ll pay you 80% of what your work is worth instead of 71%.
- If you’re black, Jewish, Asian, Hispanic, native American, try being more deferential.
- Apologize to every white person you see for not being white enough.
- Use Credit Cards to build up your credit score, which might get you a job taking home 85% of what it costs to produce your labor.
- Be BORN Rich.
- (It worked for our CEO and the Board of Directors.)
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