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Channel 21 News for DumFOX tips for keeping christmas tree alive longer.

Man these guys are a piss-you-off in large doses several times a day.
MY suggestion on Christmas trees? First, I actually read the books and there were no flying reindeer, pine trees, elf changelings, talking snowmen or grinches mentioned. Nor a marathon of different versions of a certain Dickens novel being acted out by everybody from Mickey Mouse to the casts of Good Times, Three’s Company, Alice and Aisle of Loosey. Even Gilligan’s Island. So I get to be a little bit cranky especially by well-known Holier-than-thou hypocrites like DumFOX Noose Nutwerx jumping in.
But here’s a way to keep your Christmas tree alive for longer than Humanity will be. Buy a live one in June or so, sometime when they’re not 50 bucks for a sapling, and plant it. Especially here where pine trees grow wild. I mean, in El Paso Texas it’s a death sentence to any pine tree you plant. Wow, what a concept… actually replenish the earth rather than deplete it.

Brother Jonah
Brother Jonah
Recovering Texan. Christian while and at the same time Anarchist. (like Tolstoy only without the beard, for now) Constantly on the lookout for things which have relevance to things I already know. Autistic. Proud to be Ex- air force. Out of the killing machine for 27 years 4 months and 5 days woohoo!

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