Let them eat poo, or– A Tail of Too Shitty

So they had on the Today Show as we were ducking out the door, a talk-panel of three, a black woman, a white man and a white woman and their commentary was about “waste of money” (but I’m not sure they got their own pun) in a Virginia case enforcing the pooper-scooper law. Black lady said “No wonder the deficit is so high, we spend money doing this” … “This” meaning they took pictures of the doggy doo and even went so far as to (gasp!) collect samples. You know, EVIDENCE instead of some prosecutor simply saying “well, we know (s)he did it” White boy in the middle agrees. White lady at the other end says “come on, it’s only poop, nothing wrong with poop.” and Dumbass White Boy in the middle agrees, Then she rolls her eyes and says “Really, who goes behind a four legged animal and picks up its poo? Why would anybody do that?”
Good question, and fortunately, I have a good answer. First people who clean up after their pets are probably the same ones who change their kids’ diapers at least once a week. People who take care of their families and animals.
Who DOESN’T pick up the pet poo? Trash. You can tell when you’re walking past their general area which ones they are just from the stench. And that’s the ones who don’t clean it out of their yard. People who let their dogs use other peoples’ yards or sidewalks and don’t clean it up are Trash with a social disorder. Even leaving it in Your Own Yard doesn’t exactly Leave It In Your Own Yard. Because of Mr Rain and Mr Snow making water come from Mr Sky and washing Mr Poo into OUR DAMNED WATER SUPPLY. Then WE get to pay a lot of OUR money filtering out the bacteria from that poo. And that would be, everybody who pays a Utility Bill and THAT would be, simply everybody.

The bacteria in dog and cat poop is from their intestines and one of the things it does is break down meat. You know meat, right? It’s What We Are Made Out Of…
If you’re so Goddamn careless or callous that you’d force other people, like ALL OF US, to clean up after YOUR pet then you really don’t have any reason to cry about it when WE have to correct your under-developed Social Consciousness.

Also, a person like that really shouldn’t own pets. Having pets means more than just slapping some kibble and water in their bowls and taking them outside to shit in somebody else’s street sidewalk or yard AND everybody else’s water supply.

The elitist attitude of the White Lady inspired the title, A Tale of Two Cities was a Charles Dickens novel about the French Revolution and Marie Antoinette inspired that revolution partially with a really famous quote “If the peasants have no bread, then let them eat cake!”

Much like the Wall Street thieves of today.

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Brother Jonah

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Recovering Texan. Christian while and at the same time Anarchist. (like Tolstoy only without the beard, for now) Constantly on the lookout for things which have relevance to things I already know. Autistic. Proud to be Ex- air force. Out of the killing machine for 27 years 4 months and 5 days woohoo!
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