So, every bag of golf clubs has an umbrella…

But the largest group of people struck by lightning are on golf courses. You know, standing out in an open field with a metal stick in your hand…. That statistic, of course, doesn’t mean MOST of lightning  victims are on golf courses. People on boats, for instance, or working on elevated surfaces, like roofers. Farmers in fields.  But come on, Golf is played mostly in spring and summer, thunderstorm weather. And when they buy the golf club set, there’s an umbrella with it. It’s like the demigods of Golf are challenging somebody to walk out in a rainstorm with a metal rod in hand and … the circular illogic just came full circle.