The past few days were a treasure trove of golden nougats spat from the mouth of the Emperor. And his supporters screech “Fake News” at every one. One is his hoof-in-mouth masterpiece that all Haitians have AIDS. And that was his excuse for a new round of anti-immigrant hate crimes. His followers want blood. My solution to that is to swap real estate on a acre per acre basis, with Haiti, the other side of their island as well, Puerto Rico, and some basically deserted islands off the coast of Cuba. That way they’ll have nobody darker skinned than themselves to look at and we won’t have to listen to them bitching about people who aren’t just like them. Of course they’d probably slaughter each other but, hey, no big loss, eh?