The guy’s name is Joey Chestnut. Miss Johnnie asked How did he do that?

Well, first he sold his soul to satan and then discarded every hint of self respect. The event was a hot dog eating contest. All that’s missing is a vomitorium. The very near perfect definition of decadence. The dude ate 69 complete servings, sausage, bun and condiments. This was on a sports channel. The Romans had the reputation and routinely written confessions to what St Paul called ‘surfeiting’ , not just gluttony but with a twist… they would go to a separate chamber where they would purge please don’t ask how using a feather poked into the back of the mouth… The medical word is bulimia. Only they would do it not for medical or psychiatric (well, maybe a bit of the psych stuff) reasons.. but to go and eat some more.Thousands of fans in the stadium. How many millions watched on TV. The contest was over nearly a half hour ago and there are still analysts talking about it. “Why?” would be a better query. At the end he wrapped a U.S. Flag over himself and proclaimed that God pushed him into it. He blamed his grotesque hobby on America and God.

The womens’ competition is starting. ESPN. That’s the channel. God I hope one of these asswipes will sue me for defamation. Tell me, is there anything REAL happening today? Anything really inspirational? Do any of these pukes ever do anything worthwhile?

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Brother Jonah

About Brother Jonah

Recovering Texan. Christian while and at the same time Anarchist. (like Tolstoy only without the beard, for now) Constantly on the lookout for things which have relevance to things I already know. Autistic. Proud to be Ex- air force. Out of the killing machine for 27 years 4 months and 5 days woohoo!

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