The Air Farts and Army and really all the ‘services’ have a shortfall in the longwar plans. For a couple of years after the conquest/invasion/liberation of the Iraq and Afghan peoples, those deployed or on U.S. bases doesn’t matter, reserve or National Guard as well, who had finished their enlistment contract Only The Fucks In The White House And Pentagon and Congress invoked a clause that they can keep you in the Military for the rest of your life if the ‘mission’ needed you. So they were a) ramping up the recruiting and b)red-lining discharges. Now, many will ask, as they often do “Jonah, what the Hell are you talking about?”
They’ve conquered or invaded or what ever euphemism they can invent for “robbing and killing the people of the nations” so many nations and it’s been constant, you know? Still is. Now they’re planning to jump at the very least North Korea and Iran. Which have more population than All The Other downtrodden countries COMBINED. And once they stopped red-lining discharges, as soon as their hitches were up they were “like, adios Assholes! Get Bush to do his own fighting!”, took their DD214s and split. More wars added, not an equivalent of soldiers stupid enough to be voluntary ‘lifers’ or more accurately “deathers”=understaffed. They announced months ago that the Pilots deficit with regard to the ever expanding ‘mission’. To the tune of they need 2000 pilots up and ready, even without Iraq and North Korea. They’re begging people who get stoned and watch Adult Swim on the Cartoon Network every night to join them in their Lemming War. In all aspects. In all job parameters and goals. To put it lightly, they’re FUCKED. Call your recruiter every day, demanding that you be inducted so you would (pick one or more and whatever you can add)
A) “I need the extra bread so I can buy more dope”
B)”So I can get off parole”
C) “I need to get in shape, my doctor said I have to lose 250 pounds or my heart will explode”
D) “I want get a lot of experience killing people especially with explosives”
E) (and I knew a guy, in my Flight in Basic) “I want to learn everything about spaceships so I can build my own and get away from this planet”
Be consistent, insistent and abusive. Go on facebook and find out who are their immediate family and harass them.Tell them he refuses you because he’s jealous. whatever. Everybody in the world has enough mud you can fling at them. Find their kinks and tell their spouses or mothers. Hell, given the fact they sell other people’s souls to the Satanic Government, routinely, they might have such a history of maternal incest or being granny molesters. I mean, they fit the pattern.