According to the Tennessee Fire-non-Fighter who watched his neighbors’ house burn to the ground, with the fire crew standing around to make sure fire didn’t spread to their own properties, called his actions “Robust, Masculine Christianity” a new-old method of trying to justify ones evil deeds by re-translating the Bible to edit out any forms of compassion, sharing, care for ones neighbors, family, people they’d never met…
So here are a few other things that define Real Manly Macho Robust Christian Men,
A Real Manly Macho Robust Christian Man lets his neighbors house burn down.
A Real Manly Macho Robust Christian Man cares so much about his Nation that he won’t send anything more than a “prayer guide” card to surviving victims of flood, tornado, earthquake, rampaging murderers, outlining how Christ demands that nobody help ones neighbor, and detailing how to Toughen Up and just get over it.
Rush Limbaugh, (m)Ann Coulter, etc, did that for everybody from the widows of VietNam Agent Orange victims, 9/11 firemen and anybody from New Orleans who wasn’t rich enough to escape the Katrina Flood.
A Real Manly Macho Robust Christian Man doesn’t care if his children, parents, or even himself contract e-coli or Salmonella from contaminated unregulated foodstuff, he shrugs and says, “Oh, well, MOST people who die from e-coli or salmonella had other health problems (like, being very old, very young, pregnant, just had a baby… you know, Not Robust Macho Men) so it doesn’t matter. A Real Manly Macho Robust Christian Man especially doesn’t care when it’s somebody else’s kids, and especially if he owns stock in the corporations that sold the poison food.
He merely does as Boxer did in the book “Animal Farm”, after he worked himself almost to death, and the Pigs sold his still breathing body for dog food, according to Master Propagandist Glenn “Squealer” Beck, his last words were “I Will Work Harder for my corporate whore-lords even though it’s going to kill me and my family”
A Real Manly Macho Robust Christian Man refuses to believe that anybody ever becomes rich by inheriting stolen money or by stealing that money for themselves, it’s always bread that the wealthy earned by the sweat of their (servants’) brow. And their newly “discovered” proper translation of the Bible by people who don’t speak any more Aramaic or Classic Hebrew than he does and they told him that it’s true.
Sean Hannity said it, he believes it, that settles it.
A Real Manly Macho Robust Christian Man believes that Richard Cheney and George Bush, being elected by a minority of the voters, were thus appointed and anointed by God, Himself, to have the rule over all the land, and all foreign lands as well, “Love God and Obey the King” and if somebody points out that America doesn’t actually HAVE a king, he will shout down that Upstart Rebellious Peasant and call the police on him if he doesn’t shut up.
A Real Manly Macho Robust Christian Man believes that the previous rule doesn’t apply to any “king” elected who is not approved by the High Priesthood of Beck and Hannity and Sarah Palin and Bill O’Reilly.
A Real Manly Macho Robust Christian Man believes that God commands him to inject his own version of what God says into every political decision affecting every other person in the entire world even though Tyrants throughout history have used the same lame-ass lying arguments he’s being spoon fed by his Corporate Whore-lords, who pimp out the revised version of the Gospel, the same way they’ve always pimped out the Name of God and they pimp out any working class person who is STUPID enough to fall for that crap.
By their fruits shall ye know them.