So, let’s see, A “Major Break” in terrorist infiltrators involving somebody with Pakistan ties “confessing” to buying large amounts of a solvent used as PVC cement that you can buy in 55 gallon drums without raising any suspicion, Methyl Ether Ketone, in a weaker formulation used for nail polish remover at a rough estimate of maybe 100 times as much price. That’s enough to raise my ol’ Suspicious Meter a hair. It’s touted as “sharp eyed Citizen Detective Work” or some similar bullshit.
Next there’s the Panty Bomber… hummmm….

Now, a bomb that should have been, from the description thereof, a large smoking hole in the middle of Times Square with a few tons of Human-Burger spattered on the walls of adjacent buildings.

It even started smoking. Had a great big timer made from a child’s toy clock in the windshield. Yep, nothing says discrete like

A Cartoon Time Bomb Even Worse than THIS...

I mean, Dayumn, son, why not have the Keystone Kops parade a few of these in the Evidentiary Hearings at court?

yep, a smoking gun if ever I saw one.

I tried to find a cartoon of a gun leaning up against a lamp-post smoking a cigarette, the pun is beautiful.

Now, we’re not talkin’ a couple of guppies that died a few hours ago, we’re talking about a whole boatload of dead fish that’s been out in the sun for a few days. There’s so much “setup” involved here, it has to be a joke, except the “Kill them all, then waterboard them” crowd takes it as Gospel.

Each of these “GWOT Success Stories” comes right at a crucial juncture, like during a debate over whether the Gitmo Concentration Camp Detainees should be defined as Real Human Beings who actually deserve PROOF or at least more proof than “we said they’re guilty, what more do you want?” Torture Freak Perverts who run the Illegal Prison.

And once again, I’m going to remind the Torture Freaks of the fact that Torture is Rape, and the torturers are Unregistered Sexual Predators (Perverts of the worst order) and need to be imprisoned in solitary confinement for the rest of their unnatural lives.

It doesn’t help the case of the War On Terror propagandists that they actually promised to lie to us and told us bluntly that we were morally required to believe anything they tell us, no matter how stupid and obviously false it is.

Oh, to continue, somehow, this fellow has confessed to not only attempted the Car Bomb That Looks Like A Car Toon but that he was a Highly Trained al Qa’eda Bombmaker. Uh… No. Propane or gasoline bombs are on the internet, the makings for them are simple.

You need fuel, air and a spark. It’s the basis of the Spudzooka, the motor on your lawnmower and the motor in your car. You don’t need any kind of “special training” to make one.

Things that go “Boom” in the night aren’t a genius level implementation, the only thing that’s required is you have to somehow be smart enough not to off yourself or your neighbors. You learn how to make some really hugely powerful explosives in high school chemistry, simply learning What To Avoid Doing.

Some of the recipes are misleading on the safety side. The Anarchist Cookbook for instance offers a recipe for Mercury Fulminate, the basic explosive in blasting caps and percussion caps for firearm ammunition. The recipe leaves out something really important. When the stuff is reacting, transforming from mercury to the fulminate thereof, it fulminates. Makes “smoke” actually a chemical fog, that’s evil looking, evil smelling and will kill you if you breathe it.

That’s not good. Some Anarchists think that for that one reason that William Powell is a provocateur sent to snuff as many would-be anarchists as possible.

Then this Highly Trained al Qa’eda operative, for the past two days has had his PICTURE leaving the scene, all over the internet, the TV news, etc… Since yesterday the News had the person who sold the car as telling the cops “Yeah, I sold that car a few weeks ago” and had given a description to the cops that matched the video…so what does he do? Strolls to the Airport and casually tries to board what any al Qa’eda operative would know is closely watched, because it’s heading for RIYADH… And we, the People, are all supposed to be so STUPID that we’ll not ask any of the questions posed above. That most of them don’t have a (?) at the end doesn’t mean they’re not questions.

This whole scenario we’re supposed to swallow makes Hogan’s Heroes seem High Drama, with Intellectual overtones.
The bumbling Loveable Inefficient Gestapo and Luftwaffe goofs, the Wiley Allied Spies disguised as prisoners always thwarting the machinations of the Loveable Nazi Goofs, seems much more believable than the crap we’re being exposed to right now.