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I guess they couldn’t pass the physical…

Gratuitous plug for Endless War by the Country Music Awards just a couple of minutes ago. Something about “Wounded Warrior” being always in their hearts. Yeah, right. It’s one thing for burnt out AlterKokkers like Ted Nugent and Merle Haggard getting up on stage and telling people that if they were only 50 years younger they’d go in the Army in a heartbeat and offering to have their bodyguards beat up anybody who questions their stupid shit.
When 20-somethings, under-40 somethings who haven’t pickled their feeble brains and could easily get in even if they have to take a waiver on the physical, moral or psychological parts, that’s just STUPID and they should realize that no amount of chanting “9-11! 9-11!” or similar WEAK-ASS bullshit will make people think they really did wish they could go.
John Wayne- “gee, I wish I could have gone over there and kicked Hitler’s Ass or Tojo’s Ass but couldn’t pass the physical
But the most highly decorated American of WW2, Audie Murphy, was too short not only for the draft but also for enlisting. Very famous case and all the John Wayne supporters who want to back up the lies of their big “brave hero” can look it up on their way to kissing my ass.
ChickenHawks of a feather do flock together. A partial list:

Mike Huckabee
Mitt Romney, Lame-ass excuse for sending other people to murder for him “Exempt from the draft due to Mormon missionary service which conveniently ended as soon as age knocked away the 1-A draft rating”.
But not exempt from actually enlisting. There ARE Mormons who actually did enlist including chaplains. Wouldn’t have chaplains without a need for chaplains, like, other Mormons forming a congregation, right?
Every one of Mitt Romney’s worthless sons. Their excuse: “we have more important stuff to do like making sure our Chickenshit ChickenHawk dad gets elected president”
When the CS. CH. Daddy lost early in the primaries, of course his Big, Healthy, Brave Sons went straight to the Recruiters office… yeah, right, and enlisted right alongside John Wayne and Ronald Reagan.

Ted Nugent, what a wiener err “winner”, did a magazine interview later where he boasted that he had, prior to the physical examination, shit his pants then didn’t change or bathe for a month in order to convince the doctors that he was crazy. For some reason, it worked.
Now he threatens to beat up or machine gun anybody who dares to mention that he supports war, supports baby killing, just as long as he doesn’t have to take the risks.

George Bush, “Scooter” Libby, Karl Rove, Paul Wolfowicz, Richard Cheney, Liz Cheney, Jenna-and-Barbara Bush, Jeb Bush, Rush “I had a pimple in my ass” Limbaugh, Bill “I had a back problem” (a yellowish rash on his spine)O’Reilly, Sean Hannity, Glenn Beck, Todd Palin, and now, the Cast and Crew of the CMA awards.

ChickenHawks on Parade.

Look, if you’re going to take a stand against joining the military, Take a God-Damned REAL Stand. Peter Coyote took a stand where he went to Federal Prison, endured beatings by the Draft Dodging Prison Guards, because he would have been ordered to kill not Hitler, not Mussolini or Tojo, but some other poor sap who was ALSO drafted and ordered to shoot at him.

Pete Seeger, Woody Guthrie, often maligned by the Right Wing ChickenHawks for being “Commies” could easily have dodged the draft based on somebody saying they were Communists. They didn’t.

According to Joe McCarthy, the darling of the ChickenHawk Brigade like Beck and Limbaugh, the Army during WW2 was chock full of card-carrying Communists and members of some very large, loud and proud Socialist parties.

Kind of takes the edge off Beck and Limbaugh and, now, Sarah Palin’s rants that Communists and Socialists are somehow cowards.

Get it straight, asshats. Those of us outside the Political Establishment who resist participation in Baby-Killing Wars (which by default is: ALL Wars) do so at great risk to our own safety, health and lives, standing up against a murderous lot who boast, correctly, that they are the Mightiest Army the world has ever seen.

I guess Compliance is Courage and Defiance is Cowardice.

At least according to the ChickenHawks.

Celebrity Leaders of the Anti-Peasant Crusade

Why is Lou Dobbs considered an “expert” on Immigration, but not Colbert? Now they’re barking because Colbert testified in Congress as an “expert witness”. And say that his only expertise was that he’s a “Celebrity” Say whut? The problem they’re having with his expertise isn’t the shock to the senses that your first day of Field Labor is to ANYBODY. (It’s why the Founding Fathers “hired” slaves to do it for them, because let’s face it, if George Washington or Madison or Jefferson had to go out and cut their own damn tobacco and sugar cane (cotton wasn’t a cash crop until later) they would have starved. Labor built the fortunes of the “Founding Fathers” the same way Labor builds the fortunes of the Capitalists today.) But they’re claiming that his “expert” status was somehow due to his status as a Celebrity. So, what now, do they stop listening to that stupid John Wayne Record about how honorable it is to join the Army, travel to exotic places, meet interesting people, and Kill Them?

Since John Wayne’s only expertise on war and military was that he portrayed Soldiers in some of his movies. Same with Ronald Reagan, George W, Romney, Glenn Beck, Rush Limbaugh, Ted Nugent, Ann Coulter, Michelle Malkin, Tom Tancredo, Bill O’Reilly, Rudi Giuliani, Lou Dobbs…

The only experiences they had as “warriors” is that they dodged the draft and sent other people to kill and die in their stead. And they have an equivalent level of expertise in Immigration, Constitutional Law, Religion, Terrorism, or any of the other “Celebrity Expertise” they tout, and yes, even instruct the Right Wing Lunatic members of Congress on those subjects.

Ted Nugent boasted that he “beat the draft” by shitting on himself then not bathing for a month before his Draft Board examination. Convinced the doctors he was crazy. Instead of just being a chickenshit. Now he supports all Wars and dares people to disagree with him.

Kind of the same way Sarah Palin told people not to sit down or shut up, unless they “heckled” her, then she had Government police paid by Tax Money to enforce for her and violently remove anybody who dared to speak against her.

Ted Nugent would do that same thing if you tried to take up his challenge at one of HIS hate rallies. Even though he’s prancing around the stage, like the silly bitch he truly is, with an allegedly fully loaded machine gun. He’d still have somebody else do his fighting for him.

But not a whimper from the Right Wing Noise Factory about HIS use of a “celebrity status” to tout their bullshit for them.

Rudi Giuliani is a typical Pig, former prosecutor, like local Celebrities Ken Buck and Doug Bruce, meaning they stood in court, hiding behind their PIG comrades to make sure nobody gets “uppity” with them, and talk like they’re “Tough Guys”. Chickenshits and Pigs, Chickenhawks all.

Giuliani is touted as an “Expert” in Terrorism because he got skunked, allegedly by the same group, twice… in exactly the same place.
That and he led a Fearless Campaign against the poorest of the poor in New York City. Real “heroic expert” there.

Not a single one of the Right Wing Lunatic Fringe ever objects when Il Rudi testifies before Congress.

Lou Dobbs is touted as an “Expert” in immigration HOW?

His family immigrated much earlier and they most certainly didn’t have the permission of (at the time) Most Americans. Most Americans at the time being Non-White and definitely opposed to the Heavily Armed European Illegal Immigrant Wave. Called the police to his house and said “Mexicans” had shot at his house while he wasn’t there. When asked WHICH “mexicans” and how did he know they actually were “mexicans” since NOBODY SAW IT HAPPEN and there are No Suspects he’ll get all huffy and call you a Commie Pinko Nigger Loving Fag
Jewboy Liberal. Nice deflect there, Mr Dobbs! Get caught in a lie and sling racist rhetoric as a shield as you back away from the question!

No objections from the Far Right Zombie Squad about HIS expertise either.

But I guess being a “celebrity” isn’t so much a handicap in being declared an “expert”… as long as you’re a Right Wing Parrot, and read your script exactly as it’s written.

The hypocrisy smells worse than last week’s tuna salad.