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Council still don’t get it, asked Jeff Crank for help…

Local aptly-named Corporato-Fascist Crank. Anyway, they still pretend not to "get" what opposition Working Class people would have to privatizing part of OUR park for the profits of THEIR corporate sponsors. Methinks they're lying through their teeth. Look, Herpin, Leigh, Princess Barbie, you've come out on the side of using the Colorado Springs Gestapo Department as publicly funded private Shock Troops in your war against Anybody With Less Money than you. This is only ONE aspect of it. By privatizing even part of the park you'll be denying access to the park for anybody who doesn't meet YOUR snobbish elitist Fascist standards for citizenship. Your colleagues in the Former City Council made sure that the pigs can profile anybody who "looks homeless" and target that person for special harassment. You don't represent anybody who doesn't have enough money to fit in with your Wealthy Royalty. If you have an "upscale" restaurant in OUR park, that means you'll be spending Public Funds for the Pigs to be chasing us out OUR park based on your pretense that the Gentlemen and Ladies of More Limited Means being seen around YOUR Elitist Restaurant would drive away business, the same way your FASCIST overlords deemed the reason for YOUR real estate businesses failing was Visible Poverty. You lied then, and you're lying now. YOUR fascist list of "undesirables" is filled to the top with people who are the WORKERS WHO PUT THE FOOD INTO YOUR BLOATED LYING MOUTHS, bitches. How plain does one have to make it? "Cleaning Up" our neighborhood, in your Racist Fascist Mindset, means running out anybody who isn't a Wealthy Thief like you. And, true to Republican form, you're not going to do it on your own, or even on your own dime. You'll use Other People to fight your battles for you then while you and your sows and your Piglets are eating at YOUR publicly funded Private Domain, maybe for entertainment you'll get to SNEER at any Working Class person being Beaten, Tasered, Arrested, and Tasered again for daring to be too close to YOUR publicly funded Private Domain. At Public expense. It's typical of Fascist Leaders like yourselves that you're too cowardly to fight your own battles. Your lot of sodding wanker Gits are really disgusting. If YOU are the "elites" of our society, by your own Ayn Rand "Heroes" reckoning, then perhaps it's time you were deposed. You've gotten your money on the sweaty backs of the Poor who you despise so much as to declare us Undesirables, and as Princess Lisa said, not worthy of being in HER parks. (Remember your snotty little comments about non-Wealthy people being allowed in Acacia Park among you and your "darling" little piglets, Princess? Those of us who you wish to arbitrarily exclude remember it very well, Bitch.) None of you earned a dime of the Wealth you've stolen. The only way you keep any of it is to have Scions of the Working Class (sellouts) in the Military and Police Establishment to keep the Non-Monied Class in America and abroad

Operation Chaos Backfired (also the TeaTard action in Wisconsin)

So, the DumFox leaders became so frightened of the hordes of non-white-anglo-saxons having the majority of the votes, if the representative districts were counted correctly, they thought of a brilliant (in their opinion) plan to skew the results of the census by getting the more ignorant of the White Anglo Saxon Protestant DumFox to boycott the Census, thereby giving them an excuse. Mind you, they're still operating under the fiction that the Republican and Tea parties are somehow separate entities from each other and that NewsCorp is a separate entity from both. The most hard-core TeaBag morons know this, but prefer to lie about it. Now, Bush's anointed replacement as Governor of Texas, Tom DeLay and his ventriloquist dummy Rick GoodHair Perry, forced a redistricting 8 years early after the last census, to insure more Republican dominated districts. They did skew that census, really hard, by spreading a terroristic rumor in minority (but now combined MAJORITY) communities similar to the retarded ones they spread in the Redneck Hoam Skewl Ignorant communities with the current census. GoodHair and Co. ain't barkin' real loudly about redistricting almost a decade early this time. Instead, they're going to make the motion that the Census be disregarded because they themselves broke it. Oh, yeah, that's right, they're still pretending that Fox News and Rush Limbaugh don't actually work for them and Fox is saying they're fair, balanced and have no agenda. They're using the same flawed interpretation of The Pottery Barn Rule "you broke it you bought it" that they used when they "suddenly realized" that their wars against the people of Iraq and Afghanistan were destroying their nations. OOPSIE.. Problem with that is, the rule they cite isn't "you broke it, you can now force other people to pay for it AND force them to pay to fix it and then you can have it for the small price of breaking it". With the Retardican "justices" on the Supreme Court, like Scalia and Clarence "uncle" Thomas, loyal like only really stupid people can be, subservient to the Korporate Klan Kartel, they might have a chance to get it "legally" approved. But that assumes that the victims of their crimes, the American people, will tolerate it and meekly submit. And the stupid bastards often make statements wondering why people would throw airplanes at their Temples to their god Mammon. "Why don't those peasants simply agree with our assessment of them as being Inferior Beings, and bow before our (non-elitist non-Racist) White Supremacy?" Apparently, too, they couldn't get enough TeaBags and other White Wing Freaks (but only in a non-racist non-elitist sense of White Supremacy) to actually go and face the very angry Union workers who they're trying to screw through legislation. Maybe they suddenly pulled their heads out of their collective Arse and realized that they miscalculated how far their Astroturf roots don't really go. Maybe DumFox News didn't plan ahead and rent a fleet of Greyhounds to bus them in. Or D) all of the above.

Birther Soldier contesting orders based on Stupidity

Army Doctor from Greeley Colorado is contesting his orders to Greater VietRaquiStan based on the Retarded conspiracy theory advanced by Fox news and everybody else who is upset that a Black man is president of the United States. People who protested being sent into the meat-grinder based on the very real fact that Killing Babies and Other Humans is inherently immoral, no such media adulation. Gee, I wonder what makes the Kolorado Klan Kolonel so special? Couldn't be any inherent racism among "conservatives" right? Hey, I don't have MY original birth certificate either. If the birthers wish to question MY citizenship they can goddamn do it at gunpoint. ...on their way to kissing my ass. They'd have to do it five or six on one, too, because that's the level of their courage. When they say they're not Racists they lie. Seems they do a whole lot of lying. A characteristic trait of cowards. They didn't question McCain on the issue of HIS birth circumstances. McCain is obviously white. But to concoct their corny conspiracy they would have to ignore their other Racist Anti-Immigrant rhetoric about how terrible it is that a (non-white) child born to an American Citizen is himself an American Citizen. They bitch whine and snivel about it so much, they even call it "Invasion in the womb", they must either believe it's Gospel Truth or they're deliberate liars. Their leaders at Fox know the difference. So why would an American seek to hide the circumstances of her American Citizen childs birth? There's only 2 jobs in the entire United States government that demand you be born on American soil, and in 1961 NEITHER of those jobs were available to anybody "of color". It was before the Civil Rights and Voting Rights Acts, which the Birthers (in a non-racist manner of course) also bitch whine and snivel about. In every one of the states of the Former Confederacy and several other states "colored" people were restricted from voting by every unconstitutional means possible. The parents and grandparents of the BirtherTards were having episodes of hysteria because the recently inaugurated President was a Catholic. In most of those states Momma Obama would have been prosecuted for "miscegenation". But somehow in 1961 a plot was hatched to put a black man in the office of the President of the United States. No Sale. The Klan and their related TeaBag and Minuteman sucks lose another one.

National “burn the confederate flag” day, 9/12

Because the Hatemongers and Deathmongers have gotten increasingly abusive in their rallies to drum up support of Killing People. While they say they're not Racist about it in any way, they do fly the Confederate Battle Flag, the "Southern Cross" and sometimes bear signs saying "Not Hate, Heritage" and the Hate Flag. It's a heritage of hatred. Of forcing Americans to surrender their liberties before birth based on THEIR heritage and the color of their skins. Their Hate Heritage, and mine, killed about 300,000 AMERICANS who opposed their Slavery and another 180,000 of their own comrades. Fighting for nothing more, from their sick point of view, than Hatred of other human beings that is so fierce even today that they feel it was right to keep them in bondage. So it doesn't have to be a BIG flag, or even made of cloth, Just print on up on your color printer or go to Kinko's or someplace similar and pay a quarter to have it printed, full color, on both sides. And burn it in front of the Racist TeaBags and other hate freaks who are pushing for endless war. Burn the flag to show solidarity with the notion of People being more than, and worth more than, property. The Corporate Privateers have gotten a couple of Supreme Court decisions that their Corporations have more rights than actual Humans do. Their support of the Insurance Lobby against Universal Health Coverage was based on the same principle of their "states rights" of our ancestors. The "right" to own human beings, and that emancipation of those human beings was somehow an abridgment of Their Rights to own property. Only, the "property" was Human Beings. The Insurance Lobby claims that a Government Health Care option would be such devastating competition that they would lose their "property" in other words, OUR business is their property. OUR health care is somehow THEIR property, to be bought and sold at their whim. It's the Dred Scott decision all over again, only this time it's EVERY American who is deprived of our liberty without due process, EVERY American sold as chattel, as Slaves, to the Insurance Corporations. Force them to admit their Slaver attitude. Waving that particular Hate-Flag is like what the American National Socialist White Persons Party did in Skokie Illinois, parading Nazi Uniforms and Flags through a Jewish Neighborhood. They wave this Flag of Hate in contempt of all decency and morality.

Beck says that a flock of geese means he’s Gods Anointed One.

Kind of like the Miracle Inflamed Hemorrhoid that kept his buddy Rush from not only the draft, but enlisting as well. On our blog, one of Glenn's Peeps wrote the other day that if we don't join their Hate Speech Mob we must be cowards. What an amazing Epiphany that was! Here I'd always thought that people bunching together in a Mob was cowardice. What a wonderfully miraculous revelation that it's the other way round. Seriously, birds have been flying over Washing Tundy Sea for however long there's been birds. It's built partially in a swamp and in a very riparian ecosystem with lots of creeks and of course the Potomac River. Maybe God kept those birds from nesting anywhere near there for thousands of years and thus it's miraculous that they Flew Up at a time when His Satanic Majesty was bloviating. What's his next miracle going to be, will he make the sun rise in the East instead of the Northwest as it usually does? Oh, and actually predict the exact time it will rise, by consulting the Arcane Book of The National Weather Service... Score one for Christ, because now, even people who don't believe in Him, now will believe that Satan is alive and well. And it IS a religious experience, I did take the name of God in vain several times just contemplating the sheer stupidity of this. "Oh Sweet Jesus, the stupid bastard thinks a flock of birds has anointed him Supreme High Priest! Oh God that's the stupidest thing I've heard in Oh God Make it stop!" TeaTards, the gift that keeps on giving.

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