Tag Archives: Ted Nugent

Better Red than Ted!

The posting of this song to NMT is dedicated by me to all the dumb redneck shitheads I have known in my lifetime. …and also is dedicated to the Mitt Romney campaign 2012! Go, Get Out of my Country, you Dumb Fucks! Go live in White Apartheid South Africa of your dumb idiotic wet dreams instead! You suburban ‘rednecks’ still suck, same as you did when you once lived in lost away, rural America! The Day Ted Nugent Killed All The Animals. You stupid dumb ass turkeys!

Bush/Blair have a fall guy!

Iraqi Defector gave defective evidence deliberately, US/UK Defective Detectives failed to notice. See? The Bush, Blair and other governments who launched the blatantly profit-driven war weren’t actually Lying to us in any way, oh, no… They were Misled by a bad ol’ Iraqi. That makes all better, they weren’t dishonest, just stupid. Dig that thar hole a little deeper boys… you’ll dig your way out eventually… lying cowardly profit-hungry chickenshit pukes… LONDON (Reuters) – An Iraqi defector made up claims that Saddam Hussein had weapons of mass destruction to help topple his government, Britain’s Guardian newspaper reported on Wednesday.

The defector, Rafid Ahmed Alwan al-Janabi, said in an interview with the Guardian that he had fabricated claims of mobile biological weapons and clandestine factories made to German intelligence officials throughout 2000.

Former U.S. President George W. Bush and other high U.S. officials cited the threat posed by Iraqi biological weapons as justification for the U.S.-led invasion in 2003.

No such weapons were found and years of political and sectarian bloodshed followed In Iraq, resulting in more than 100,000 mostly civilian deaths.

“Maybe I was right, maybe I was not right,” Janabi, codenamed “Curveball” by U.S. and German intelligence officials, told the newspaper.

“I had a problem with the Saddam regime,” he said. “I wanted to get rid of him and now I had this chance.”

The information from Janabi formed the basis of a 2003 speech by former U.S. Secretary of State Colin Powell before the United Nations Security Council.

The Guardian said Janabi had told a German official about mobile bioweapons trucks during 2000.

The German secret service, the BND, which had identified Janabi as a Baghdad-based chemical engineer, approached him in March of that year and again in 2002 looking for inside information about Iraq.

“They gave me this chance. I had the chance to fabricate something to topple the regime,” Janabi said.

“Believe me, there was no other way to bring about freedom to Iraq. There were no other possibilities.”

(Writing by Karolina Tagaris, editing by Chris Wilson)

So in other words, they based their claims on the word of one man who had a hateful grudge against Saddam Hussein. Now, if they’d found one of Saddam’s FRIENDS to testify against him that would have been enough evidence to launch an investigation.

The Bush/Blair doctrine was that “if there’s a 1% chance” they had a duty to launch the war, and destroy the economy of every country involved and kick the props out from under the rest of the global economy as well.

How about THIS? Since a lot of the Leaders of the “externally induced coup” claim to be fundamentalist Christians or Zionist Jews or even Muslims, (Saudis, Jordan, Mubarak-the-ex-satrap-of-Egypt, Turkey…) why not do what Jewish/Christian/Sharia law commands, and judge the accusers by the same standards they used to make their judgments?

A lot of people, even non-religious, know the saying, or at least part of it, “Judge not, lest ye also be judged…” and the rest of it “for by the same measure with which ye judge shalt thou also be judged”

How ’bout it, Bush apologists? Colorado Springs Christian Schools, you up for some good ol’ Biblical Judging? Is there a 1% chance that Bush/Blair/Cheney were deliberately lying and deliberately provoked the wars for the profits of the Oil Corporations who they represent far above the representation of the rest of the citizens of America and Britain?
C’mon, folks, They Set The Measure For The Judgment.

The Bible says that if you perjure yourself, “bear false witness against thy neighbor”, you know, one of God’s Top Ten list? then you bear the punishment that resulted by your false witness 7 times over.

Now, I’m not the killin’ sort, but remember, GW set the standard. How about find 7 Bush supporters for every 1 Iraqi killed and 2 Bush supporters for every American or Koalition of the Killing soldier killed (they count for less because so many are Bush supporters themselves) and line them all up in front of a belt fed water cooled machine gun with a deep deep trench behind them? Bush and 6 other hanged for the death of Saddam and 7 apiece for the other lynch-mob Iraqi puppet dictatorship “Justice” system victims. Sound good?

WHAT? No? but but but… y’all were so very eager to send other people over there to kill up a mess of them thar Eye-rackies based on a much harsher measure of judgment… what do you mean you don’t support the Biblical Judgment you impose on others?

Are you the ones who skip over Levitican laws about eating shrimp or blood sacrifice but not the ones about homosexuality and anything else you can twist around to make yourselves feel good about killing Other People to “fulfill the commandment”?

Shame, brethren and sistren, SHAME!

How about them AMERICAN WMDs? Even the ones alleged to be in Saddams possession were American, British, French and German made… America has more of every class of WMD than the rest of the world combined, does that mean that any nations in the world, especially since Bush/Blair launched their unjustified invasion of foreign nations, thus placing US in the same class of criminal conspiracy as alleged against Saddam Hussein and al Qa’eda, could theoretically form their own “Koalition of the Killing” and just invade us and kill up a mess of Americans?

Why not? You claim to speak for every American or even every Christian American, as though you had the authority from God to do so, Right? The essence of Dominionism.

I guess they couldn’t pass the physical…

Gratuitous plug for Endless War by the Country Music Awards just a couple of minutes ago. Something about “Wounded Warrior” being always in their hearts. Yeah, right. It’s one thing for burnt out AlterKokkers like Ted Nugent and Merle Haggard getting up on stage and telling people that if they were only 50 years younger they’d go in the Army in a heartbeat and offering to have their bodyguards beat up anybody who questions their stupid shit.
When 20-somethings, under-40 somethings who haven’t pickled their feeble brains and could easily get in even if they have to take a waiver on the physical, moral or psychological parts, that’s just STUPID and they should realize that no amount of chanting “9-11! 9-11!” or similar WEAK-ASS bullshit will make people think they really did wish they could go.
John Wayne- “gee, I wish I could have gone over there and kicked Hitler’s Ass or Tojo’s Ass but couldn’t pass the physical
But the most highly decorated American of WW2, Audie Murphy, was too short not only for the draft but also for enlisting. Very famous case and all the John Wayne supporters who want to back up the lies of their big “brave hero” can look it up on their way to kissing my ass.
ChickenHawks of a feather do flock together. A partial list:

Mike Huckabee
Mitt Romney, Lame-ass excuse for sending other people to murder for him “Exempt from the draft due to Mormon missionary service which conveniently ended as soon as age knocked away the 1-A draft rating”.
But not exempt from actually enlisting. There ARE Mormons who actually did enlist including chaplains. Wouldn’t have chaplains without a need for chaplains, like, other Mormons forming a congregation, right?
Every one of Mitt Romney’s worthless sons. Their excuse: “we have more important stuff to do like making sure our Chickenshit ChickenHawk dad gets elected president”
When the CS. CH. Daddy lost early in the primaries, of course his Big, Healthy, Brave Sons went straight to the Recruiters office… yeah, right, and enlisted right alongside John Wayne and Ronald Reagan.

Ted Nugent, what a wiener err “winner”, did a magazine interview later where he boasted that he had, prior to the physical examination, shit his pants then didn’t change or bathe for a month in order to convince the doctors that he was crazy. For some reason, it worked.
Now he threatens to beat up or machine gun anybody who dares to mention that he supports war, supports baby killing, just as long as he doesn’t have to take the risks.

George Bush, “Scooter” Libby, Karl Rove, Paul Wolfowicz, Richard Cheney, Liz Cheney, Jenna-and-Barbara Bush, Jeb Bush, Rush “I had a pimple in my ass” Limbaugh, Bill “I had a back problem” (a yellowish rash on his spine)O’Reilly, Sean Hannity, Glenn Beck, Todd Palin, and now, the Cast and Crew of the CMA awards.

ChickenHawks on Parade.

Look, if you’re going to take a stand against joining the military, Take a God-Damned REAL Stand. Peter Coyote took a stand where he went to Federal Prison, endured beatings by the Draft Dodging Prison Guards, because he would have been ordered to kill not Hitler, not Mussolini or Tojo, but some other poor sap who was ALSO drafted and ordered to shoot at him.

Pete Seeger, Woody Guthrie, often maligned by the Right Wing ChickenHawks for being “Commies” could easily have dodged the draft based on somebody saying they were Communists. They didn’t.

According to Joe McCarthy, the darling of the ChickenHawk Brigade like Beck and Limbaugh, the Army during WW2 was chock full of card-carrying Communists and members of some very large, loud and proud Socialist parties.

Kind of takes the edge off Beck and Limbaugh and, now, Sarah Palin’s rants that Communists and Socialists are somehow cowards.

Get it straight, asshats. Those of us outside the Political Establishment who resist participation in Baby-Killing Wars (which by default is: ALL Wars) do so at great risk to our own safety, health and lives, standing up against a murderous lot who boast, correctly, that they are the Mightiest Army the world has ever seen.

I guess Compliance is Courage and Defiance is Cowardice.

At least according to the ChickenHawks.

Celebrity Leaders of the Anti-Peasant Crusade

Why is Lou Dobbs considered an “expert” on Immigration, but not Colbert? Now they’re barking because Colbert testified in Congress as an “expert witness”. And say that his only expertise was that he’s a “Celebrity” Say whut? The problem they’re having with his expertise isn’t the shock to the senses that your first day of Field Labor is to ANYBODY. (It’s why the Founding Fathers “hired” slaves to do it for them, because let’s face it, if George Washington or Madison or Jefferson had to go out and cut their own damn tobacco and sugar cane (cotton wasn’t a cash crop until later) they would have starved. Labor built the fortunes of the “Founding Fathers” the same way Labor builds the fortunes of the Capitalists today.) But they’re claiming that his “expert” status was somehow due to his status as a Celebrity. So, what now, do they stop listening to that stupid John Wayne Record about how honorable it is to join the Army, travel to exotic places, meet interesting people, and Kill Them?

Since John Wayne’s only expertise on war and military was that he portrayed Soldiers in some of his movies. Same with Ronald Reagan, George W, Romney, Glenn Beck, Rush Limbaugh, Ted Nugent, Ann Coulter, Michelle Malkin, Tom Tancredo, Bill O’Reilly, Rudi Giuliani, Lou Dobbs…

The only experiences they had as “warriors” is that they dodged the draft and sent other people to kill and die in their stead. And they have an equivalent level of expertise in Immigration, Constitutional Law, Religion, Terrorism, or any of the other “Celebrity Expertise” they tout, and yes, even instruct the Right Wing Lunatic members of Congress on those subjects.

Ted Nugent boasted that he “beat the draft” by shitting on himself then not bathing for a month before his Draft Board examination. Convinced the doctors he was crazy. Instead of just being a chickenshit. Now he supports all Wars and dares people to disagree with him.

Kind of the same way Sarah Palin told people not to sit down or shut up, unless they “heckled” her, then she had Government police paid by Tax Money to enforce for her and violently remove anybody who dared to speak against her.

Ted Nugent would do that same thing if you tried to take up his challenge at one of HIS hate rallies. Even though he’s prancing around the stage, like the silly bitch he truly is, with an allegedly fully loaded machine gun. He’d still have somebody else do his fighting for him.

But not a whimper from the Right Wing Noise Factory about HIS use of a “celebrity status” to tout their bullshit for them.

Rudi Giuliani is a typical Pig, former prosecutor, like local Celebrities Ken Buck and Doug Bruce, meaning they stood in court, hiding behind their PIG comrades to make sure nobody gets “uppity” with them, and talk like they’re “Tough Guys”. Chickenshits and Pigs, Chickenhawks all.

Giuliani is touted as an “Expert” in Terrorism because he got skunked, allegedly by the same group, twice… in exactly the same place.
That and he led a Fearless Campaign against the poorest of the poor in New York City. Real “heroic expert” there.

Not a single one of the Right Wing Lunatic Fringe ever objects when Il Rudi testifies before Congress.

Lou Dobbs is touted as an “Expert” in immigration HOW?

His family immigrated much earlier and they most certainly didn’t have the permission of (at the time) Most Americans. Most Americans at the time being Non-White and definitely opposed to the Heavily Armed European Illegal Immigrant Wave. Called the police to his house and said “Mexicans” had shot at his house while he wasn’t there. When asked WHICH “mexicans” and how did he know they actually were “mexicans” since NOBODY SAW IT HAPPEN and there are No Suspects he’ll get all huffy and call you a Commie Pinko Nigger Loving Fag
Jewboy Liberal. Nice deflect there, Mr Dobbs! Get caught in a lie and sling racist rhetoric as a shield as you back away from the question!

No objections from the Far Right Zombie Squad about HIS expertise either.

But I guess being a “celebrity” isn’t so much a handicap in being declared an “expert”… as long as you’re a Right Wing Parrot, and read your script exactly as it’s written.

The hypocrisy smells worse than last week’s tuna salad.

Tea-Party Skulks decide to ramp up their terrorism…

Only, like the jackals they truly are, they did drive-by windowbreakinsgs and split before anybody could fight them. Guess it’s a Republican thing, you know, institutionalized cowardice. Their Skulk “leaders” at DumFox Noose Nutwerx are “fighting a war against Liberals” the same way they “fought” in the VietNam War, which they universally supported, just, you know, not with their own personal presence.
Beck and Limbaugh and Malkin and O’Reilly, Ted “I shit my pants and didn’t shower for a month to play crazy in order to not go to the VietNam War I supported” Nugent, doing their Same Old Tired Ass ChickenHawk routine, urging OTHER PEOPLE to commit the crimes they’re just too yellow to commit themselves.

These “leaders” also tell their Demented Disciples that all you have to do is show a gun to a Liberal and he’ll fold up like a soft-shell taco and say “Oh, Please, Mr. Minuteman Coward, Sir, Please don’t shoot me!”

Even though they were proved wrong at the Unitarian Universalist Church in Knoxville TN… Adkisson is right now in protective custody, hiding behind several rows of bars and a phalanx of Tennessee cops while he shouts “Nigger nigger nigger” at fellow inmates… like the True Monkey in The Zoo that he is. That’s Republican “courage” in action. He picked a fight with a church where he thought everybody was helpless. Kind of like a 4th grade kid who tries to make a reputation beating up on Kindergarten students. Yep, them Republicans sho’ does love them some Baby-Killing. By the way, for those of our newer readers who were hiding under a rock for the past couple of years, two of the “Liberals he shot to death before being wrestled to the ground, one was a Retired Marine.. and both of them got between the muzzle of his Elmer Fudd pop-gun and the CHILDREN of the church who he was targeting.

“Be vewwy vewwy quiet— I’m hunting Wibewals! huhuhuhuhuhu!”

See, Oh Big Bwave “patwiiots”, the problem with your leaders’ plans is that exactly NONE of you Tee-Pottie freaks are man enough to do anything like that unless you catch somebody out alone, and you have several of your Big Bwave Patwiot Fwiends with you. And your Elmer Fudd guns. You’re just as yellow as your “leaders”.

Karl Rove, speaking of Killer Kowardice, actually wrote a book using the word “courage” as part of the title.

I used to wonder if all the Republicans are a bunch of chickenshit Retards. Now it’s been confirmed.