Ann O’Rexia Coulter has a new book out.

Some of her Demented Fans, who believe amongst other things that 9/11 was Religious Persecution against White Christian Males, tried to “re-market” her book at a local store recently.

They put copies in front of the books which were actually on the Top Ten bestsellers list.

So, I, noticing their “mistake” put them back where they belonged…

No, not stuffed up her Nasty Skanky Rectal Orifice, but back on the correct shelf.

I mistakenly put them on the shelf backward, though.

I also blew a booger into one of them…

Not really, just kidding about blowing the booger…

Or Am I?