From: The Denver School Board
To: All parents of the greater Denver School District
 
The School Board has received several calls from concerned parents in regards to the use of the children’s restrooms. The following directive will be sent to all parents and schools.

The Children’s Escort Act:

Children wishing to use the school restroom will be allowed the use of these facilities only while being escorted by one of the following certified volunteer escorts. ?Each parent must select from the following approved list by 4/30/2016:

1. Your local republican congressman.?

2. Your local catholic priest?

3. Any member of you local Denver Swat Team.

All volunteers have been trained in garment removal and are prepared to assist your child.?

This program has been funded, supported and approved by your local Republican Party, Tidy Bowl Cleaner and Port-A-Potty.