Note from admirer

7 Responses to Note from admirer

1. Brother Jonah says:

   April 2, 2007 at 8:52 am

   Hey, the stupid shit left a DNA sample!! Looking at his written message I would think he might just be a Sex Offender, that type, especially the incest freaks, tend to gravitate to the Militia groups….
2. Marie says:

   April 2, 2007 at 11:08 am

   To add further injury, Eric opened this in the presence of his niece and nephew, who were visiting from Chicago. He covered well, though. He sneaked out of the room quickly and hid the thing. I, of course, thought it was a letter from a former girlfriend or something…I was overjoyed when I saw it was just a bunch of shit!
3. The 13th says:

   April 2, 2007 at 8:29 pm

   Seriously abominable! (or should that be abdominal?)

   My guess was excessively anal retentive. Sometimes when you know what’s right and don’t do anything about it, the feeling just stores up inside, until, well, the sh*t hits the fan.

   One more vote against the war duly registered. Next time, please, know you are among friends! :o)
4. Brother Jonah says:

   April 3, 2007 at 6:41 am

   Damn that boy, whoever he is, is not only too yellow to sign his actual name, but he’s too stupid to realize that stationery like that is almost as good as a signature…

   Now, I would just bet that there piece of fancy writin’ paper ain’t all that damn common, on account of none of my friends and family ain’t never sent me no letter written on something like that…

   Probably stole it from his Mommy.

   As to the terroristic threat, well, he might be psychotic enough or just plain old STUPID enough to try something, but he has already shown himself to be a coward, a sneak and really really dumb on top of it all.

   That he’s a psycho is also evident… sending shit to somebody? That’s what the monkeys in the zoo do…

   Come on, kid…. get creative, do something original….

   I wonder if your little friends at kindergarten are as happy and impressed as we are, that in this late stage of your potty training you learned to wipe.

   Are you going to tell your mommy so she can be proud too?
5. Brother Jonah says:

   April 3, 2007 at 6:45 am

   And it looks like he stole the toilet paper too… from the bus terminal downtown maybe? How classy can one guy get? Maybe if we capture him and put him in a cage, we can train him to throw poopoo at people we don’t like… on command that is, he seems to have the poo toss well practiced.
6. The 13th says:

   April 3, 2007 at 10:12 am

   Let’s not over attend a bathroom stall.

   Only the past can tell if a movement belongs on Monument Boulevard. Currently that past is called Freedom of Speech.

   Otherwise, it’s more important to remember that most movements are made for relief.

   The peace movement cannot be flushed. Like hawks and doves, iit will take to the airs, but this is not a birds to be shot – it’s a spirit to be found.
7. mina says:

   April 5, 2007 at 12:06 am

   Just goes to show you. .. Republicans and conservies are hooked on phonics and have a diet heavy in grease-