for the war supporter, right wing blogger, evangelical crusader nut. That’s you isn’t it?
 
Answer yes to just one of these: Were you never an overachiever in school? Were you never a teacher’s pet? Was your favorite subject P.E.? Was your score never in ahead of the curve? Was your higher education lighter on the humanities and heavier on rote formulas? Were you always more popular with the none-too-bright crowd, or with everybody’s least favorite teacher?

If you answered yes to any one of these, guess what you ol’ numbskull? I’m going to go out on a limb here, but I think it’s an archaeological certainty you are not all that smart! During these days of social crisis, may we ask you to step away from the megaphone? The grown-ups need it and you’re only playing with the damn thing. The schoolbus is on fire, you need to heed your elders and stop fanning the flames. Follow the Fool can continue later. Nobody gets to play Simon Says with Simple Simon right now.

To the back of the class with you. Sorry for the unlucky genes, but Affirmative Action for Chucky is over. But you were never a fan of Affirmative Action anyway were you Champ?