Bibles in camouflage

All dressed up for a fightThis is a military issue NIV Bible for American soldiers, I think circa Desert Storm, more probably Bosnia. Each campaign had its own camo motif. But what is the point here with the camouflage?

A camouflaged bible? So you can read it in your field of combat without betraying your position? Isn’t it an odd concept- to disguise a bible?

Is it camouflaged so you can sneak it into the battle zone and spring it on an unsuspecting populace? Imagine Mormons wearing battle camo instead of their trademark suit and tie. The better to establish a beachhead at our front door to surprise us with their offer of salvation for entire nuclear families and their pets.

2 thoughts on “Bibles in camouflage

  1. AvatarAC

    Either you are a complete moron or just intentionally ignorant; but I’m guessing that you are just purposefully looking for a way to attack the armed forces.

    Having to go as far as completely ignoring “style/fashion” statements makes you out to be a moron instead of someone who’s making a smart crack at the military.

    “A camouflaged bible? So you can read it in your field of combat without betraying your position? Isn’t it an odd concept- to disguise a bible?” Are you thick?

    Just to prove my point I asked my 9year old nephew why he thought they would make an army camo Bible along with the picture of a trooper and he replied “coz it looks like what he’s wearing and it looks cool”. He figured out why it was made in camo in all of 15 seconds. You’ve been outsmarted by a 9 year old. BECAUSE IT LOOKS NICE!! AND THERE MAY BE THE POSSIBILITY THAT SOLDIERS LIKE THE LOOK OF CAMO; IMAGINE THAT!!

    Please, I beg you; don’t get me wrong; I am an advocate of free speech; but there is a difference between expressing your right to your own opinion and showing the world that you have the problem solving and reasoning skills of a dead hamster and now have been bested by a 9 year old boy.

  2. AvatarDS

    I do have to say that is the most idiotic thing to take a stab at that bible. Seriously! The person who would of thought of doing that in the first place should be ashamed of his existence.I’m not condoning your death, but your stupidity warrants your death by firing squad. LOL! I mean its idiots like yourself that don’t know what fashion is or how a solider can actually use this when he/she is busy defending assholes like yourself. thanks again your stupidity has made my day 🙂

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