Hooters and ass

4 Responses to Hooters and ass

1. The 13th says:

   August 9, 2007 at 10:30 am

   I’ve never been in a Hooters
   Girl, and I hope I never see one
   But if I see a Hooters
   Girl, I’d rather drink than eat alone.

   (apologies to Ogden Nash. Tip jar at the parade door.)
2. Marie Walden says:

   August 9, 2007 at 10:54 am

   The only oyster I’ve ever eaten was at a Hooters in South Beach….I was there for Elway’s last Super Bowl. I dislike seafood of any sort, and especially slimy gross germy seafood. Thus, I must pay tribute to the small orange shorts and the tan support hose….they made a Colorado-bred cowgirl do the unthinkable.

   Perhaps they could be the secret weapon of the anti-war movement. Give piece a chance.
3. The 13th says:

   August 9, 2007 at 11:41 am

   Whatever the hooters message is I’ll leave to the social theorists. It’s just odd for a parade to allow the sublime message of bar girls while barring fully clothed citizens who wear a different color.

   Nevertheless, perhaps if Eric tells the parade organizers he’ll comply by wearing hot pants next year, they might learn something about value distinctions.

   Better yet – he could offer them a reasonable choice of wearing a green shirt or a green bra, phrasing the option as “Peace or Bust?”
4. Marie Walden says:

   August 9, 2007 at 11:47 am

   Eric would be waaaay into that…but I’m not sure it would help the cause! Better to make use of cute girls on the path to prosperity and peace. Hippies in drag would only give the other side more ammo…