Mi Fa Mi Re Sol. Very inexpensive with the basic configuration, easily modified for RAID and backup. Made by Whirlpool, with an emergency shut-off that’s aesthetic.
 
A time back we wrote a parser to handle text blocks, from INI files to content, for a website content-handling system. What do you call a universal PHP function that does everything? The tidyness of it all brought to mind only a jiggle. Mi-fa-mi-re-sol. My Little Parser.