The most powerful transvestite in America’s history

Time to put a little perspective on Republican Party travails today. Just who was the most powerful transvestite in America’s history?

Was he a Republican, too? Certainly he was loved by many a Republican.

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5 Responses to The most powerful transvestite in America’s history

  1. Avatar The 13th says:

    What a drag. I thought this sort of thing got cleared up when Schwartzeneggar tried kicking girlie man sand at the beachhead. Incidentally, Jay Leno is a transvestite too. He skirts every issue for mainstream ratings.

    When a woman puts on men’s clothes, she’s a feminist – or at least welcomed in the unisex fashion statement. When a man puts on women’s clothes – he’s a transvestite, unless he’s wearing a Scottish kilt. Then, it’s just an opportunity to pass a boring joke about what’s underneath.

    Whatever the equation of wire hangers and power is, I think the terms are missing a gender and their contribution to world leadership, such as Madame Ghandi. As for Hoover in a dress, well, I think history has shown his worst slips weren’t made of satin! Joseph McCarthy, on the other hand, was more concerned with the color of underwear than the fabrics. His favorite color was red, and he saw it everywhere.

    While we’re opening seats at the back of the bus, be sure to add long haired hippees in with those transvestites! War and the sixties is SO retro cool right now. It’s our chance to be ignorant again.

  2. Avatar Tony Logan says:

    My favorite J. Edgar Hoover moment was when I was in 9th grade. The history teacher just adored Hoover and was talking about how H. Rap Brown was a communist because J. Edgar Hoover told us so.

    Later she caught one of the classmates chewing gum, so she decided to punish us all collectively for this one kid’s mishap. We were to stay 15 minutes after school as punishment.

    I said that she, too, must be a communist, and she then slapped me hard across the face in the front of the class. Then she burst out into tears. I’ve been a fan of all transvestites ever since, and especially J. Edgar Hoover. I sure wish I could have seen him in drag! I’ll never forget this teacher that I made cry by calling her a communist.

  3. Eric Eric says:

    Bravo 13. Eddie Izzard calls them Executive Transvestites, and it’s hard to see what’s wrong with cross-dressers at all.

    When the story of the CIA finally sees the light of day, patriot J. Edgar is going to smell like a Peach, to match his lovely frock.

  4. Avatar The 13th says:

    Hehe, my favorite Eddie Izzard line is where he notes the ignorance of people who ask him, “Is it hard to be a transvestite?” and he just smiles…

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