Free live sharks!! Must come now!!! (Peterson/Constitution)
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Date: 2008-07-13, 1:55PM MDTWe have 3 sharks and a 50 gal tank that have to go right now, house has been foreclosed and need to get out now. Not able to deliver and since we live in Woodland Park, can only wait until about 2:45-3pm today. NO emails!! We will not have access, please come to (address) or call (phone) for directions.
Thanks!
That was from Craigslist.
Dig the part about the “not able to deliver”, ….
50 gallons of water would weigh 400 pounds, almost a quarter ton just in Water.
But, you know, if you’re a Foreclosure Officer working for a bank in the local area, be really careful when you do the walk-through on the house…
of course, that’s Free live sharks…
These are not real sharks, Jonah.
Yeah, but it would be kind of like putting a sign on the door “To whom it may concern, we were in such a hurry to leave that we couldn’t locate several of our rattlesnakes. If you find them, don’t hurt them or scare them and send them to us, we’ll pay the shipping”