Bush, Karl Rove and Joe Liebermann were in a National Guard helicopter surveying the disaster scene after Katrina…
Bush says “You know, if I dropped a thousand dollar bill out the window, I bet I would make one American really happy”
Karl Rove says “If I dropped 10 $100 bills out it would make TEN Americans really happy”
Liebermann, not to be outdone, says “If I dropped 20 $50 bills out, it would make TWICE as many Americans happy”
The pilot turned to them with a pissed off look on his face and said, “yeah, and if I dropped all three ouf you assholes out the window EVERYBODY in America would be happy”.
Old joke but felt good to hear again. Speaking of that “feel good” groove, here’s a little wit courtesy of the Houston Chronicle.
Spoiler alert: contains politicians characterized via puppetry animation. Holy Hyperbolas, Batman! (enjoy!)
http://link.brightcove.com/services/link/bcpid823433113/bctid1111464757