In other news…

The Gag-zette is going whole hog trying to get people to read their Noose-Pooper. I was going to say their Toilet Paper but there’s a fairly entertaining and even more informative underground paper in town with that name, The Toilet Paper.

The Gag is almost to the point of paying people to read it.

It’s painfully embarrassing to watch. They’ve lost all sense of dignity and self esteem.

Of course, you knew, didn’t you, that a newspaper which has as part of its official editorial policy, the notion that Freedom means the duty to do what you’re told to do when you’re told to do it… Ain’t gonna last forever.

The Independent, which gives its paper away free, and only once a week, is making more money than the Zette. How very humiliating that must be!

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