Who’s against the goddamn A.C.L.U.?

Who does not like the ACLU?
Do a Google image search for ACLU and you get an almost unanimous gaggle of hateful yahoos cursing the ACLU. You’d think the American Civil Liberties Union was made up of a bunch of commie traitors.
Come on! The ACLU defended Rush Limbaugh’s keeping his medical records from law enforcement officers eager to nail him on his Oxycontin Hillbilly Heroine habit. They defend the right of white supremacists and Nazis to march in public. What does the ACLU do which upsets you?!
The only people with a legitimate gripe against the ACLU are prickish totalitarians who do not want YOU to have claim to rights, arms or voice. You’re more afraid to retain your right to remain an American Idiot.

Maybe when environmentalists set their sights on NASCAR for setting a gas-guzzling, dick-centric bad example, the ACLU might be your best only hope.

When your teenager gets pregnant, and you want to force her to keep the baby to term, who’s going to keep social services from interfering with your authority? It’ll be the ACLU.

If you want to go on beating your wife or molesting your children, and value keeping it private from the police, you have the ACLU to thank.

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Eric Verlo

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2 Responses to Who’s against the goddamn A.C.L.U.?

  1. Avatar Robert Wayne says:

    Yeah, those ACLU shitheads are really classy. Let’s all give a round of applause to a Commie front organization who are in favor of burning Bibles while taking up for child molesters, Nazis, homosexual freaks.

  2. Eric Eric says:

    Actually the ACLU not only protects ordinary people from the mob rule of morons, they protect the morons too from the greater predatory moral-morons. Their job is thankless.

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