Nicaragua and Jimmy, a case study in how not to run elections

Daniel Ortega is back in. He has won the Nicaraguan presidential election held Sunday, with less than 40% of the vote! And we thought it idiotic when Dubya won the US election with less than 50%. These election structures that are so patently lacking in credibility would be comical, except for the fact that they are so sad. And to top the Nicaraguan election circus off, has been the media tourism down there of both Ollie North, US terrorist, and Jimmy, The Peanut Man Carter. News is in, that his stamp of approval already has fallen upon the election just held. All was done right and fair, he says. So Nicaragua has a new, yet old, president back in office who wins with only 38.5% of the vote! Good Ol’ Jimmy. He couldn’t make it to a gigantic Mexico this July, where there is substantial evidence that the declared winner won with less votes than the loser, but he could go to miniscule Nicaragua. Go figure? The Lord works in mysterious ways with this man of God.

Can’t really say much about an electoral structure that gives a win to any vote of 35% that is followed by 30% or less by candidate Number 2. What geniuses came up with that one anyway? But is it any more ridiculous than our own US gerrymandered Congressional Districts, our own system where the winner of the popular vote can actually be the loser, and where Wyoming gets the same representation as California or New York in the Senate? But you can’t beat an election system for idiocy like the Nicaraguan one, that allowed the world super power, the USA, to continually interfere in their national campaigning. That is how certainly not to run elections with any real credibility. Right, Jimmy? Wonder if he’ll be back to certify as fair our own nonsensical elections today?

1 thought on “Nicaragua and Jimmy, a case study in how not to run elections

  1. Brother JonahBrother Jonah

    It’s because Nicaragua has more than 5 political parties.

    Maybe with a really badly split vote amongst Our electorate we could, like France, and Nicaragua, avoid having a grossly distorted Chimpanzee running a Unitary Executive style dictatorship. It would alse make it much more difficult for said Chimp to declare war on other people’s countries.

    The Right Wing president of France, the one Bull O’Really is taking credit for installing in Power, really doesn’t have much in the way of power.

    The opposition parties plural so badly outnumber his party that he is still trying to build enough of a coalition to actually do the work of getting the bills paid.

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