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And now for some comedy from Israel!

On Sunday, Israel -- which has fought Syria in four wars since Israel's statehood in 1948 -- offered humanitarian assistance to Syrian citizens. "The state of the Jewish nation cannot sit still while horrors are taking place and people are losing their world in a neighboring country," Foreign Minister Avigdor Lieberman said. "It is our moral duty to provide aid and awake the world to stop the manslaughter."   BORAT quotes: Although Israel a glorious country, it have a problem, too: economic, social, and Palestinian. My country Israel send me to United States to make movie-film. Please, come and see my film. If it not success, I will be execute. Borat: My name i' Borat, I come a-from Israel. Can I say a-first, we support your US War of Terror. [crowd cheers] Borat: May we show our support for our boys in Iraq. [crowd cheers] Borat: May U.S. and Israel kill every single terrorist. [crowd cheers] Borat: May George Bush a-drink the blood of every single man, woman, and child of Iraq. [crowd cheers wildly] Borat: May you destroy their country so that for the next thousand years not even a single lizard will survive in their desert. [some of crowd still cheers] Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Jewish Nation of Israel!