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The FBI Wants You to Identify These Participatory Democracy Enthusiasts

Speaking as a street activist, I can assure you that any protester who has traveled to a demonstration in Washington DC would have stormed the Capital Building if the opportunity arose instead of being ignored outside it. Especially if the … Continue reading

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Attention Fossil Fuel Addicts/Fanatics

The Anti-Science club, you know who you are. Your masters in Houston and Washington have instructed to respond to issues with specific chants/mantras. And to defer the related issues of White Supremacy and taking away American Indian Sovereignty.  The claims … Continue reading

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Orlando ‘largest mass shooting in US History?’ …not really

Hyperbole. Just what people need. By far the largest mass shooting in US history (Americans killing Americans) would be the battle of Gettysburg where about 50,000 Americans were placed in their graves by other Americans. Most of whom considered themselves … Continue reading

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Look at those clowns!

Mexico   Germany

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Right wing blogger asshole Andrew Breitbart died of shame, obviously

More likely gout. Obviously Breitbart’s body lacked the bilious elasticity of Bill O’Reilly or Rush Limbaugh. Speaking of which, were you in the loop on this email joke? A young black Limbaugh asks his mom; “Mommy, how come I’m black … Continue reading

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I knew it would happen eventually. Steve Jobs left me his money.

Yep, some barrister in London, cleverly hiding his real address behind an Email address in Ghana, informed me about midnight that Steve Jobs had left me the bulk of his fortune. I assume that it’s a large amount of money.

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Dear President Tar Baby…

Does anyone know if Rep. Lamborn really sent an apology to President Obama for calling him a Tar Baby? Has anyone seen it? Lamborn’s office issued a press release saying “the congressman is confident that the President will accept his … Continue reading

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The Iraq War Dialogs: Whatcha thinkin bout? Oh, I dunno… war stuff, I guess.

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I’m waiting on the announcement on the news…

The Chirpy-Twerpy anchorwoman on News5 said “homeless crime on the rise, what some are planning to do about it” So, every time somebody who is Homeless gets accused of a crime, the same assmunch cowards, like Miss Malkin and her … Continue reading

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George Saunders on Sarah Palin

Excerpt from “My Gal” by George Saunders, one of my favorite funny but twisted authors. “Explaining how she felt when John McCain offered her the Vice-Presidential spot, my Vice-Presidential candidate, Governor Sarah Palin, said something very profound: “I answered him … Continue reading

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I am being followed

Can we start a series called I’M BEING FOLLOWED? Why not! As we feed our paranoia, what with all the increasing surveillance, isn’t it likely we ARE being watched? Here are bound to be found some interesting tales. I had … Continue reading

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Oompah Loompahs meet Jackass

By all accounts, Seinfeld was a ground-breaking comedy. Purporting to be a show about nothing, it was in reality a pretty big something. Unlike typical formulaic sitcoms, Seinfeld’s main characters had no roots, vague identities and a conscious indifference to … Continue reading

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A soldier gets home, walks into a bar…

Soldiers like to joke that they are more manly than war opponents. That would be correct if you accept the chief attribute of manly men being stupidity. Of course going off to war gives soldiers plenty of further attributes, or should I say, fewer? Continue reading

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Grandpa’s kind eyes

He was a quiet man who twitched and hesitated as he spoke. I don’t remember his words, only the sounds between them and the tone which gave away, if not his disapproval then most often his uncertainty. But his actions … Continue reading

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has anybody heard this?

I was on a Democratic forum, somebody mentioned that last Wednesday was supposed to be Loyalty Day, and we were supposed to fly flags in support of The Chimp? Did that freak really declare a Special Day in his own … Continue reading

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Where’s Osama?

Shhhh…OMG…You’re not gonna BELIEVE this but I think I just found Osama. He or his identical twin, I KID YOU NOT, is sitting on the couch in my basement, eating Cheerios, watching our new plasma TV. My kids have been … Continue reading

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