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The jackasses who want to officially declare war on Pakistan

I would think that they’re just kidding, but apparently they believe it’s “winnable”. These would be the same ones who believed that VietNam, Iraq, and Afghanistan would have been “cakewalks” if it hadn’t been for those Liberal sentiments of fair play or at least an actual respect for basic human laws.
Maybe they could do us all a massive favor and take their ill-gotten gold out of their banks or other stash places, buy a plane With Their Own God-Damn Money Instead Of Ours, for a change and parachute out over Teheran with dynamite vests? Maybe we could bribe the pilots to drop them off on Diego Garcia, which is de-facto a U.S. Navy target range.
Why Teheran, exactly, even though it’s not actually in Pakistan? Simple. It’s right in the middle of their demented plans and really, there’s a large portion of the Muslim people they despise so badly in every surrounding country, there’s 80 million more Muslims in India than in Iran, just for instance.
If the loudmouth Socially Retarded Animated Sphincters want to embark on another DOOMED Crusade, at least they could be removed from any further possibility of polluting the gene pool. And quickly.
With odds like that, and two of the countries, India and Pakistan, armed with Nuclear Weapons, the odds wouldn’t be any better if the full might of the United States Military were backing them, might as well let the Really Stupid Loudmouths do what they want… oh… that’s right… they’re in the league of and including Rush Limbaugh, Bill O’Reilly, Sarah Palin, George Bush, The Entire Bush and Cheney families in fact,
CHICKENHAWKS who will send Other People to do their fighting in the wars they provoke.

I just DON’T believe that even a measurable percentage of the Dumb-shit Chicken Hawks who want to expand “their” War like that would ever be in battle.
Until the U.S. PEOPLE they exploit get sick of it and drag them from their castles and summarily execute them on their front lawns.
Hang them from their own trees in their own immaculately maintained (by Other People’s Labor, as usual) gardens by their own intestines while they’re still alive.

Here’s a lady with a tale to tell, maybe

The daughter of Right Wing Darling “il Rudi”, the one most famous for being skunked by the World Trade Center being bombed,on his watch, twice, …by the same group… and makes bazillions of dollars every year doing lecture tours on the subject of Homeland Security and has praised Mussolini’s policies… (Those who want to jump OUR collective arse for not rejecting every last scrap of Revolution, think about THAT, you closet case neo-nazi freaks) But his daughter, gets caught snagging makeup on the free for five finger discount plan. You have to say that last part out loud.

Why? Daddy has enough bread stashed he could buy her a cosmetics business all her own so she could play Mafia Princess.

Is she guilty? quien sabe.

Certainly the boutique she was in at the time isn’t noted for Liberal Political Actions. Neither the fuzz nor the Mob would want to set up the daughter of the REAL “Mr G” (and no, it ain’t never been about John Gotti)

What political bombshell is let loose with this? A rich kid throwing a tantrum, maybe? Not nearly. Because she’s more than just a rich kid. She’s Mr G’s daughter.

And the abject pettiness of the offense, OK so the makeup would cost more than I pay for rent in a half a year.

Imagine, if you will, stuff that’s ounce for ounce, gram for gram, more valuable than currency. Fitting into the pocket.

But I digress. It IS a petty offense. Much as I love to rag on Chez Bush with Georgie-juniors niece getting off on a charge of DOPE.

No, no, you’re tuning out, quit it. Focus, man!

The one whose daddy was Governor of an absolute Zero Tolerance state, her Uncle and Grandpa were presidents of the United States, where a young girl her age getting caught in Miami with a gram of pure white Cocaine and a skin of darker than Daughter/Niece Bush, would get 25 years hard time.

Get caught with a Gram, Guv don’t give a Damn. Unless you’re his Fam. Damn. I hate that rhyme.

Anyway, that one failed to catch fire. You’d think at least SOME of the Right Hypocrite Wing would have noticed but Noooooooo…

They didn’t give a rats buttocks that of the entire field of Republican’t candidates two years ago, for President were draft dodgers, including “il Rudi”

And supported the War.

Never mind that the vast majority of the staff at Fox News, who are very quick to promote the impeachment of Clinton for getting a hummer under the table, brush aside the sexual doings of Republicans as being irreverently irrelevant. “Wide Stance at the Minneapolis Airport Boy”, and then there’s Vitter the… umm, Diaper Boy, etc… (bet you thought I was gonna say shitter right?)

All of which make naught except for the fact that they condemn anybody who opposes them as being gay, draft dodgers or unnecessarily promiscuous, drug using or not giving a damn about promiscuity, drugs, homosexuality, or draft dodgers.

It’s the HYPOCRISY, Stupid!

That and the Republicans made some kind of joke about Wide-Stance-at-the-Airport boy, or rather, the mocking of their discomfiture, getting all stuffy and huffy and puffy and one of them blurting out on web forums the mantra that The Democrats always try to hide their sins but the Republicans “fall on our swords”.

First off, what they conveniently develop amnesia about Wide-Stance Boy and Diaper Boy and Anti-Gay-Political-Hack-who-paid-$20-apiece-to-fellate-Black-fellows, because-he-was-afraid-of-being-raped-by-Black-fellows Boy, is they’ve all mounted successful Denial Campaigns and been re-elected to some very powerful political offices.

That and the proper term wouldn’t be exactly falling on their own “swords” and more like “backing up on somebody else’s ‘sword’ …”

So now one daughter of one of their most egregious heinous ChickenShit ChickenHawk War Profiteer Anti-Crime putrid pukes, is alleged to have been caught Shoplifting.

For connoisseurs of Right Wing Weasel Actions, this should be a great show. I’m going to make some popcorn.

First I’m going to score enough money, go to the store, buy a popcorn kettle and some popcorn.

Then I’m going to make popcorn. And sit back and watch. It should be fun.

Family Values my arse.