Kind of like the Miracle Inflamed Hemorrhoid that kept his buddy Rush from not only the draft, but enlisting as well.
On our blog, one of Glenn’s Peeps wrote the other day that if we don’t join their Hate Speech Mob we must be cowards.
What an amazing Epiphany that was! Here I’d always thought that people bunching together in a Mob was cowardice. What a wonderfully miraculous revelation that it’s the other way round.

Seriously, birds have been flying over Washing Tundy Sea for however long there’s been birds. It’s built partially in a swamp and in a very riparian ecosystem with lots of creeks and of course the Potomac River. Maybe God kept those birds from nesting anywhere near there for thousands of years and thus it’s miraculous that they Flew Up at a time when His Satanic Majesty was bloviating.

What’s his next miracle going to be, will he make the sun rise in the East instead of the Northwest as it usually does? Oh, and actually predict the exact time it will rise, by consulting the Arcane Book of The National Weather Service…

Score one for Christ, because now, even people who don’t believe in Him, now will believe that Satan is alive and well.

And it IS a religious experience, I did take the name of God in vain several times just contemplating the sheer stupidity of this.

“Oh Sweet Jesus, the stupid bastard thinks a flock of birds has anointed him Supreme High Priest! Oh God that’s the stupidest thing I’ve heard in Oh God Make it stop!”

TeaTards, the gift that keeps on giving.