Tag Archives: Tiger Woods

Meanwhile, back at the white house…

Trump awarded Tiger Woods with the Medal of Freedom for playing a ridiculous game with no real value to humanity.

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No problem, no matter how complex…

There is no problem, no matter how complex… that cannot be resolved through the strategic application of high explosives. It’s been said (OK, by me, but I CAN quote myself, I gave me permission to do so) that Americans, if … Continue reading

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Remember the horrendous scandal and the Media Blitz(es) That followed?

Mark Sanford, Governor of South Carolina… Used government money to finance Argentine Tryst. A full Seven Hours every day for a month analyzing the story and berating him…. woops didn’t happen… Sorry. Senator Larry Craig, (R) Idaho (I da pimp! … Continue reading

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They went out Tiger hunting, with their elephants and guns…

… and Paul, Ringo and the estates of John and George are gonna sue me… But in the Smokescreen Media, where rumors of a Black Man having sex is more important than massive firepower being thrown at what was the … Continue reading

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Tim Tebow here’s your sign

Football evangelist Tim Tebow is at it again, proselytizing with his sportsman mascara. This time it’s Ephesians, something about how you’re saved by your belief in Jesus, regardless your deeds. It’s the same mentality that has Americans crusading against the … Continue reading

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Charitable Contributions for Tax Break suggestion…

New rosaries for the entire DumFox Noose Nutwerx, cast and crew. Seems they wear them out through the daily, nay, Hourly bead clicking pilgrimages they make to The Sacred Shrine of Our Lady of Perpetual Victimhood. Latest “victim” Britt Hume, … Continue reading

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Sum 1 B bullshittin’

According to the AP (and knocked completely off the radar by the Tiger Woods gossip) 22 MILLION lost Bush E-mails were recovered. And that Microsoft, who supposedly know their way around a network or two, was called in by the … Continue reading

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Tiger Woods leaves a voicemail

“Hey, it’s, uh, it’s Tiger. I need you to do me a huge favor. Um, can you please, uh, take your name off your phone. My wife went through my phone. And, uh, may be calling you. If you can, … Continue reading

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Breaking News! Tiger Woods Admits he’s Black!

Ok so that wasn’t the actual sensationalized headline. Close though. I just thought it meet that I should share in the guilt, and the con$iderable Profit$, of Corporate Media distracting from Real Issues with tabloid trash like that. A REAL … Continue reading

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