Tag Archives: Tiger Woods

How many DUIs has Tiger Woods evaded?

I’ve lost count, how many times now has Tiger Woods been pulled from the driver’s seat of a wrecked car and not been held accountable for endangering public safety? The laws which restrict driving while impared are reasonable enough, but … Continue reading

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Meanwhile, back at the white house…

Trump awarded Tiger Woods with the Medal of Freedom for playing a ridiculous game with no real value to humanity.

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New Front in the War on Reason… Hypnosis videos/audios

Yep, you heard it on News 5 (local NBC station) first! Pueblo County Sheriff department is “concerned” that hypnotic audio downloaded from “youtube” (no, sheriff, that would be the Videos) and titled “Electronic (dope name)” while not Illegal, “glorify the … Continue reading

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Not yet a hurricane, probably won’t be, but Alex…

Tropical Depression Alex. If it stays out over the water it’ll become a Tropical Storm, which for the purposes of the Oil S(l)ick is a moot reference. It might as well be a hurricane. And we’re still in the “A”s. … Continue reading

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No problem, no matter how complex…

There is no problem, no matter how complex… that cannot be resolved through the strategic application of high explosives. It’s been said (OK, by me, but I CAN quote myself, I gave me permission to do so) that Americans, if … Continue reading

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Abe Obama Jordan Simpson Woods

Local art luminary friends of mine are celebrating their election 2008 “Abraham Obama” project this weekend, end-capping a week where their President Nobel Laureate paid a midnight visit to his warriors in Afghanistan, signed an executive order to repudiate reproductive … Continue reading

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Remember the horrendous scandal and the Media Blitz(es) That followed?

Mark Sanford, Governor of South Carolina… Used government money to finance Argentine Tryst. A full Seven Hours every day for a month analyzing the story and berating him…. woops didn’t happen… Sorry. Senator Larry Craig, (R) Idaho (I da pimp! … Continue reading

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They went out Tiger hunting, with their elephants and guns…

… and Paul, Ringo and the estates of John and George are gonna sue me… But in the Smokescreen Media, where rumors of a Black Man having sex is more important than massive firepower being thrown at what was the … Continue reading

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Tim Tebow here’s your sign

Football evangelist Tim Tebow is at it again, proselytizing with his sportsman mascara. This time it’s Ephesians, something about how you’re saved by your belief in Jesus, regardless your deeds. It’s the same mentality that has Americans crusading against the … Continue reading

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Charitable Contributions for Tax Break suggestion…

New rosaries for the entire DumFox Noose Nutwerx, cast and crew. Seems they wear them out through the daily, nay, Hourly bead clicking pilgrimages they make to The Sacred Shrine of Our Lady of Perpetual Victimhood. Latest “victim” Britt Hume, … Continue reading

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Sum 1 B bullshittin’

According to the AP (and knocked completely off the radar by the Tiger Woods gossip) 22 MILLION lost Bush E-mails were recovered. And that Microsoft, who supposedly know their way around a network or two, was called in by the … Continue reading

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Tiger Woods leaves a voicemail

“Hey, it’s, uh, it’s Tiger. I need you to do me a huge favor. Um, can you please, uh, take your name off your phone. My wife went through my phone. And, uh, may be calling you. If you can, … Continue reading

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Breaking News! Tiger Woods Admits he’s Black!

Ok so that wasn’t the actual sensationalized headline. Close though. I just thought it meet that I should share in the guilt, and the con$iderable Profit$, of Corporate Media distracting from Real Issues with tabloid trash like that. A REAL … Continue reading

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Barack Obama, Sun God!

Barack Obama is our unlikely Sun God. America has suffered an 8 year long total eclipse of The Light of The Sun, birds have stopped chirping, and crops have stopped growing. Isn’t it time for the Sun God to step … Continue reading

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Olympics politicized

The Olympic looks like a rich man’s game. An exclusive country club of photogenic faces, the exceptions of which stand out rudely against the art-directed scenes and so are avoided by the cameras. In this age of Tiger Woods, African … Continue reading

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