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“conservative” Pentagon budget includes NASCAR

No, really, the "Conservative" TeaPotty and Republitards have voted to continue funding sponsorship of NASCAR teams as part of their "Recruitment" budget. Yep, get the kids into the Murder Machine any way they can. So-Called conservatives don't even care about their own kids. Much less anybody elses' kids. Hell, they see a kid and they reach for their AK 47. Why do Republican TeaTard Minutemen Klan Militia members Hate American Kids? Why do they hate the English language so much that they continue to call their greedy overfed herd of Hogs "conservative" when it's obvious they conserve absolutely NOTHING? Leaving alone "patriotism" and "freedom" and "morality" and "family values" and Christianity. Just a bunch of babykillers as far as I can see. Why don't the NASCAR drivers go into the military, seein' as how they're so all fired up about going to other countries, taking everything from the people and killing anybody who objects? (especially the kids, them Republicans sho' does love them some babykilling) Couldn't possibly be that they're not healthy enough, they brag all the time about being Professional Athletes. Then again, so does Rush Limbaugh's equally Chickenshit brother David. Guess they're as skilled at lying as they are at being Gutless Wonders.

Twin Towers “christian mecca” according to Idolatrous TeaTards

I'd been hearing that for the past (few) years from preachers, one of my pastors, gone almost thirty years now called them "Hellevangelists" but they've been saying that the Twin Towers were attacked because they were a religious symbol of Christian America. False. They were a trade exposition, a massive mall where you could stop at the International equivalent of Yankee Candle and buy an entire nations economic output, then stroll over to Starbucks and buy Ethiopian Coffee... ALL of it. The "Moneychangers in the Temple" story leaps to mind. Only instead of the Temple being turned into a marketplace and den of thieves, the Den of Thieves has been posthumously turned into The Temple. But what are they worshiping in the Temple of Money? Newt Gingrich made minor headlines declaring that the Towers were America's Christian Mecca. His preachers convinced him, I guess. I guess he'll also be happy to know that they've been given the Divine Anointing of Prophecy to say where the Million Pounds Of Iraqi Nerve Gas are Hidden and of course where and how to find Osama bin Hidin' They don't, however, play up their differences in where exactly those locations are. One faction says that the WMDs are in Syria. Another holds that they're hidden in a secret vault built under the middle of the Euphrates River, and yet another that they're in a similar secret vault under the Tigris. Sarah Palin said she had been given a divine word as to where they, and Osama, are hidden, but she'd only reveal it IF the McCain Failin' ticket won the election. Yet, saying she knows the secrets to win the war but will only reveal them if SHE is in power, that's supposed to be "patriotism". And then says she never claimed to be anointed by God to lead us. Newt Gingrich is so confused that he probably believes each version of those stories, but not the versions that say bin Laden hasn't been seen in 8 years, the U.S. Government used somebody else's picture and claimed it was a computer generated Age Progression and the "Terrorist Training Camps" they STILL show in their Hate-speech Videos (like the "Obsession" video they mailed out in a FAILED attempt to keep their Hate-speech Geezer/Bimbo ticket from taking such a Texas-sized Ass Whuppin') you know the ones, showing armed "Ay-rabs" running obstacle courses, doing monkey-bar exercises, firing machine guns at a well-established-and-suspiciously-American-looking-firing-range? Yeah. The U.S. and British and French and NATO armies have been crawling over Afghanistan like an infestation of roaches and termites for EIGHT YEARS and haven't come up with a location of those camps. But Newt will believe the pictures of the Armed Ay-rabs doing exercises in permanently placed gymnastics equipment and firing ranges even though they've never been seen outside of the "al Qa'eda" training and recruitment films. How much would you like to bet that those videos were taken at the SOA on Ft Benning, Georgia, of Taliban and other Muhajideen troops being trained for battle against the

Redneck Mother Fucker

Brownshirt, Blackshirt, Blimp-neck, Dittohead, Wingnut, Cracker --the term you're looking for is REDNECK. Musically, Randy Newman gave it humanity, and Jerry Jeff Walker gave it love, and the Grateful Dead tweaked his lyric to capture what I think is the essence of the good ol' boy: his thinking man self image. M     is for the mud flaps you got me for my pickup truck O     is for the oil I put on my hair T     is for T-bird H     is for hen E     is for Einstein's theory of relativity, and R     is for YOU REDNECK MOTHER! And for good measure, Newman's Rednecks: Last night I saw Lester Maddox on a TV show With some smart ass New York Jew And the Jew laughed at Lester Maddox And the audience laughed at Lester Maddox too. Well he may be a fool but he's our fool. If they think they're better than him they're wrong. So I went to the park and I took some paper along And that's where I made this song. We talk real funny down here. We drink too much and we laugh too loud. We're too dumb to make it in no Northern town And we're keepin' the niggers down. We got no-necked oilmen from Texas And good ol' boys from Tennessee And colleges men from LSU. Went in dumb. Come out dumb too. Hustlin' 'round Atlanta in their alligator shoes Gettin' drunk every weekend at the barbecues And they're keepin' the niggers down. We're rednecks, rednecks And we don't know our ass from a hole in the ground. We're rednecks, we're rednecks And we're keeping the niggers down. Now your northern nigger's a Negro. You see he's got his dignity. Down here we're too ignorant to realize That the North has set the nigger free. Yes he's free to be put in a cage In Harlem in New York City. And he's free to be put in a cage on the South-Side of Chicago And the West-Side. And he's free to be put in a cage in Hough in Cleveland. And he's free to be put in a cage in East St. Louis. And he's free to be put in a cage in Fillmore in San Francisco. And he's free to be put in a cage in Roxbury in Boston. They're gatherin' 'em up from miles around, Keepin' the niggers down.

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