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America Wins! Tea Party LOSES!

One of their congressional whiners, from Michigan: "The American people know you can't reduce health care costs by spending $1 trillion or raising taxes by more than one-half trillion dollars. The American people know that you cannot cut Medicare by over one-half trillion dollars without hurting seniors," said Rep. Dave Camp, R-Mich. (as though the lying hypocrite ever gave two shits about seniors or the deficit) "And, the American people know that you can't create an entirely new government entitlement program without exploding spending and the deficit." (unlike the current over ten trillion deficit with more to come from an "entitlement program" for the Oil and Coal corporations and the War Industry billioniares) You see, the Daddy WarBucks DeathMongers and their partners in the Oil Industry, they're entitled to take any oil resources in any country they want, tax free (on their part) and the American People are obligated not only to do their fighting for them, we have to pay for their Wars of Conquest as well. As for their so-called concern for "Seniors" their party has sucked Medicare and Social Security funds dry to fund THEIR War. They've repeatedly robbed Social Security trust funds for the past three decades and campaigned not only against any increases in health care to the older Americans who rely on it, but against the very institution of Medicare in the first place. Rush Limbaugh vowed two weeks ago that he would leave the country if it passed... Wow, you think for once he'll keep his word? Bye, Rush, nice seeing you(r back as you're leaving) and don't you worry none, if them thare Costa Rican Peasants ever rebel against you and your equally Fat Retarded Friends, you know you can always count on your Dittoheads to come and fight for you, just like you and your Fat-ass retarded brother did in Vietna... ooops... Never Mind. When left for the ChickenHawks to do anything like that, you're screwed.

Redneck Mother Fucker

Brownshirt, Blackshirt, Blimp-neck, Dittohead, Wingnut, Cracker --the term you're looking for is REDNECK. Musically, Randy Newman gave it humanity, and Jerry Jeff Walker gave it love, and the Grateful Dead tweaked his lyric to capture what I think is the essence of the good ol' boy: his thinking man self image. M     is for the mud flaps you got me for my pickup truck O     is for the oil I put on my hair T     is for T-bird H     is for hen E     is for Einstein's theory of relativity, and R     is for YOU REDNECK MOTHER! And for good measure, Newman's Rednecks: Last night I saw Lester Maddox on a TV show With some smart ass New York Jew And the Jew laughed at Lester Maddox And the audience laughed at Lester Maddox too. Well he may be a fool but he's our fool. If they think they're better than him they're wrong. So I went to the park and I took some paper along And that's where I made this song. We talk real funny down here. We drink too much and we laugh too loud. We're too dumb to make it in no Northern town And we're keepin' the niggers down. We got no-necked oilmen from Texas And good ol' boys from Tennessee And colleges men from LSU. Went in dumb. Come out dumb too. Hustlin' 'round Atlanta in their alligator shoes Gettin' drunk every weekend at the barbecues And they're keepin' the niggers down. We're rednecks, rednecks And we don't know our ass from a hole in the ground. We're rednecks, we're rednecks And we're keeping the niggers down. Now your northern nigger's a Negro. You see he's got his dignity. Down here we're too ignorant to realize That the North has set the nigger free. Yes he's free to be put in a cage In Harlem in New York City. And he's free to be put in a cage on the South-Side of Chicago And the West-Side. And he's free to be put in a cage in Hough in Cleveland. And he's free to be put in a cage in East St. Louis. And he's free to be put in a cage in Fillmore in San Francisco. And he's free to be put in a cage in Roxbury in Boston. They're gatherin' 'em up from miles around, Keepin' the niggers down.

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