That would be our old fiends Focus on yer own damn Family. We’re talking here about a corporation which produces NOTHING. No products. A book that was given for free (but at great personal cost from the donors) and what else? Hatred for non-compliant non-conformists and of course, a massive Tax Exemption because they can call themselves a church. I knew a “preacher” 30 years ago who did that as a money-laundering outlet for The Dixie Mafia.
I know here a few people who used to work in the mail room. Which, mind you, involves its own ZIP code. They (anecdotal evidence) opened the letters, threw the checks in one box, cash in another and prayer requests and personal letters into the dumpster. That 90 MegaBux represents a significant downturn for them, by the way.
Ninety… Million… Dollars… in one year.
They also include and count into their “congregation” quite a large chunk of the Republican and Tea parties. Folks who you know very well are going to deduct their “free will” offerings from their own taxes, thus forcing the United States Taxpayers to fund their Money Machine.
Yes, really generous of them.
Oh, and they don’t like people who get money without working for it… unless it’s Dobson and others exactly like them.
A lot of us have literally fallen in love with Ted Haggard, and now that he is immersed in sin he seems even sexier! So that brings me to the question of where can one go to get an inflatable Ted Haggard Sex Doll? Don’t worry, I won’t molest it if I find one, I strictly want him around for a platonic relationship based on Christ.
As a reward this week for having to put up with the disgusting job CS School District 11 is doing in supposedly teaching her, I took my daughter out to see the movie she wanted to see, which was Twilight. 
The future of socialism and LGBT rights in Cuba, 
We now have a New Movement on the go in America today, what with John McCain’s choice of who to have beside him in the presidential race, Sarah Palin. This New Movement is one for Christian Family Values and we predict that it will sweep America like no other movement ever has. So in order to help persuade other heathen like ourselves to lay down our arms and allow these Values to take hold in our hearts, we present America’s Christian Family Values, a Salute to Our Christian Young Evangelists at work and play!